the music wizard 

a horrible meaningless website to download music for free. cant we do that anywhere anyways?

Henry's website, the music wizard, sucks.

the music wizard by the fag monster December 14, 2010

high school wizard 

A person who bolts to their next class, pretends to be a nice person but really isn't, only takes easy classes, and is usually antisocial, but not in an Introverted way. Also is obsessed with Clash Royale and sits outside during lunch.

Person 1: Yo have you heard of Conor?
Person 2: Yea, he's such a high school wizard

high school wizard by Not_a_Overwatch_Weeaboo March 3, 2018

Jizz With The Wizz 

The process of using melted cheese or fondue as a lubricant

Person 1: Why were you late to work
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*

Jizz With The Wizz by OneMilkTwoCows June 9, 2018

Kram The Wizard 

A magical wizard that can cast spells for anything you can dream of! Very nice looking and an excellent teacher if you want to learn magic!

Kram: Woosh! Ive appeared
Everyone else: Woah! Kram The Wizard is so cool!

Kram The Wizard by Sexy Infamous Jake July 5, 2018

split the wizard 

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)

"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"

split the wizard by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018

Waltz of the Wizard 

A beautiful VR game made by an awesome team that you should definitely buy if you haven’t

Yo man, you play Waltz of the Wizard?
You know it, my guy

Waltz of the Wizard by Dr K Chaudhry November 11, 2020

dirty bobby wizdum 

When performing doggy style the giver Pulls out briefly, inserts ovipositor and release an egg then you resume beatin that ass up while trying to break the egg.

We tried spicing up our sex life with a dirty bobby wizdum

dirty bobby wizdum by Linda Sassy Pants May 22, 2021