Bro1: dude I totally got my girl a few minutes ago with a mean wet willy
Bro2: yeah? I just gave my girl a fat pink willy.... we're probably breaking up....
Bro2: yeah? I just gave my girl a fat pink willy.... we're probably breaking up....
by Mypseudonym1234567890987654321 June 20, 2017
Get the Pink willymug. A man with the sweetest eyes. He's a smooth talker in the best way. Everyone who meets him wants to be him or be with him. When you first meet him, you'll be in awe of his charm and silliness, but once getting to know him, you'll see that he really is something special. If he cares about you, he'll let you know and treat you like the queen you are. It's the best feeling in the world.
Girl: "I saw Willie yesterday."
Boy: "Man, Willie? I wanna be that dude SO BAD."
Girl: "I want to be with him so bad."
Boy: "Man, Willie? I wanna be that dude SO BAD."
Girl: "I want to be with him so bad."
by Ahni<3sWillie September 22, 2021
Get the Williemug. "I was sitting so close to the pilot in that two-seat jet that I could have given the pilot a stiff willy!"
by AndBoomGoestheDynamite March 30, 2016
Get the stiff willymug. Random guy: Today I had a really good time with willy!
Random girl: Yeah he's a really good guy... I wonder if he's still single tho...
Random girl: Yeah he's a really good guy... I wonder if he's still single tho...
by Kpandre May 12, 2020
Get the Willymug. When you give a girl a wet willy but instead of using your finger and saliva. You stick your cummed up dick in her ear.
by Camden Scott April 22, 2025
Get the Arkansas Wet Willymug. A person who behaves in a manner that causes one to make the same face they would make in the presence of an actual dick that reeks.
Guy 1: Ok guys, I've got the first round.
Group: Cool.
Guy 2: Ok man, here's the money for my drink...
Guy 1: Don't be a fucking Stank Willy man! I said I've got it.
Group: Cool.
Guy 2: Ok man, here's the money for my drink...
Guy 1: Don't be a fucking Stank Willy man! I said I've got it.
by XBroseidonX June 18, 2017
Get the stank willymug.