tits on a bull

A great traditional aussy saying. When used in a sentence it refers to how completely and utterly useless something is (as would be tits on a bull)

1. Every time I try to use the fucking phone for calls/sms or internet I get cut off. This phone provider is as useless as tits on a bull. Fucking cunts

2. I saw Shelley walking to the beach today, she was out sunbathing and I requested intercourse, she said she would prefer not to as she is married. That stupid bitch is as good as tits on a bull

by Wozzgalaxy March 7, 2011

Peach Tits

Exceptionally small breasts for a female's size or age.

Damn bro, our new P.E. teacher has some seriously small peach tits... no wonder she's always pissed at those freshman... she must hate herself.

by Dustin L. May 22, 2008

Moose Tits

Insane or crazy.

That guy wearing the boot on his head is completely MOOSE TITS.

by Scott January 13, 2004

Tit Muncher

Acne scarred teen who's extensive obsession with porn and masturbating has led him to tragically believe biting a womens' nipple feels good.

High School Girl:What are you doing Billy? ^_^
Tit Muncher Billy: You'll see, uh CRUNCH!
High School Girl:Ah!! what the fuck!

And the place sprays up like It's 1 hour and 12 minutes in to a Kill Bill volume 1.

by Plastic Soccer Trophy March 5, 2006

bou tit

a pierced tit, like a nipple ring, it also makes a great diss

you see that guy, wit two nipple rings? he had two bou tits or

ur a bou tit

by BOU TIT March 5, 2006

Tits McGee

A nickname for Katy Perry.

What's that singer's name that sang "I Kissed A Girl?"

Oh! You mean Tits McGee?

by ohmikeyoh August 6, 2011

Nigger Tits

Nigger Tits is a term of endearment for certain senior partners of law firms who are conflicted between their laid-back image and their polically correct undercurrents.

"---Hey Nigger Tits, are you going to that drafting session tomorrow?"

"---Nigger Tits, you think we can convince the client on that issue?

---Hey! that's not appropriate.

---TAKE IT EASY, NIGGER TITS!"

by James Snelgrove III December 14, 2009