Rebel Moon

A duology of edgy Star Wars rip-offs by Zack Snyder (a.k.a the guy who really wanted Superman to kill people and be Jesus for some reason, idk). They were the kind of films you watch to riff on then eventually just get brought into the utter misery of realise "holy mother-forking shirt-balls, he GENUINELY thought he was cooking with these" and a little part of you dies knowing that some people genuinely believe the director of these two pieces of steaming-hot cinematic garbage is one of the greatest film makers of this century.

Tyrone: "Hey dude, let's watch Rebel Moon, make our own fuckin' MST3K shit"
Michael: "Sure, I got no plans for today"
5-ish Hours Later
Tyrone: "Jesus fucking christ"
Michael: "THIS SHIT WAS MADE BY THE MAN OF STEEL GUY?!!"

by Big, Big, Martian June 11, 2025

Mooned

Exposed one's bare buttcheeks towards

Bart mooned Chief Wiggum

by anonymous June 21, 2025

Krononaut Moon

a quasi-yearly celebration of Time Travel, when Time Travelers (Krononauts or Chrononauts) make contact with us — physically or via quantum signals.

The event occurs on the night of the Total Lunar Eclipse — also called the Blood Moon because of the deep red color that the Full Moon turns to. Upcoming nights of the Krononaut Moon will occur on 07 Sep 2025, 03 Mar 2026, 31 Dec 2028, 26 Jun 2029, 20 Dec 2029, and so on.

I met my past and future selves on the night of the Krononaut Moon!

by 0bject July 10, 2025

The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?

A saying, often attributed to Japanese novelist Natsume Soseki, as a more subtle and poetic way of saying “I love you”

Person A: The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?
Person B(if they share the sentiment): I can die happy

by Z3R0time August 3, 2025

Three Moons Initiative

Three Moons Initiative is a group of interest (GoI) of the SCP foundation. Basically, it's a group of humans who are in an afterlife (SCP-2922-C/Corbenic) who tries to protect humanity using drones or other machines controlled in Corbenic because no organic matter can leave Corbenic. Also worth mentioning is the fact they worship a powerful reality-bending entity named "JALAKÅRA of the Impenetrable".

where were u wen 3 moon people sav u

i was at site 43 workin when phone ring

"humanity is saev by three moons initiative"

"ok"

by 933 August 5, 2025

Moon Beams

Moonbeams refers to a woman who wears short shorts, hot pants, or Daisy Dukes, such that as she walks, her tan lines pop in and out of the shorts, exposing untanned areas of her butt. Exposing the butt has been called mooning, but since these are intermittent exposures or flashes of untanned areas, they are moon beams.

Her moonbeams are dancin' as she is prancin'. Her moon beams are popping in and out.

by CyberBub August 10, 2025

Butt on Moon

This is a theoretical sex position in which one person is clenching the handle end of a wooden spoon inside their butt and lowers the bowl end of the spoon towards another persons butt (the moon) until it lands on the butt. The bowl end of the spoon is then inserted into the butthole until both of the butts touch.

This is a reference to the 1980's British Children's TV Series "Button Moon".

"Did you hear that Sapphora did Butt on Moon with Hup and the spoon broke in half?"
"I don't believe it, Butt on Moon is strictly theoretical"

by goldencherry10 August 24, 2025