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Suck e rod

Suck dat boi rod.

“Omg did you see Snatgod last night he been getting his rod suck up “ cabbage been soaking wet 🥬
by Snatgod June 23, 2021
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Dick Suck Crazy

When something extremely unexpected happens, and bystanders cover their mouths with a clenched, balled fist with the thumb side toward the mouth, thus mimicking the motion of grasping the primary male reproductive organ and inserting said organ into ones mouth.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.
Andrew: Hey Neil, I fucked your mom last night for real. Here, check the pics and vids on my phone.

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!

Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...

Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.
by RECLA1M3R October 23, 2011
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Suck a girlcock day

Suck a girlcock day is a day celebrated every march 13th.
Person 1: Oh boy! Suck a girlcock day!
Person 2: i can't wait to suck my trans girlfriends girlcock!
by lynnlikeswomen February 27, 2023
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suck one silly

to give someone an exceptional blowjob; the sloppiest toppy imaginable.
My girlfriend really sucked me silly last night.
If I lose this game of Uno, I'll suck you silly.
That woman from the Grapefruit technique videos really knows how to suck one silly.
by BAKUDEKU Shipper December 4, 2022
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Captain Dick Suck

captain dick suck

A man that has made his way by being a know it all yet is a joke and sucking off others of metaphorically to get the high ranking job that he did, by being a sycophant a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain an advantage over others- like you.

Thank you- captain dick suck!
Thank you- captain dick suck! for being a no it all in your job. yet we all know how you got there, don't we?
by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018
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suck a dick fallacy

The idea that a straight man who has sucked a dick and decided he was still straight, is straighter than a straight man who has never sucked a dick.

The term was first came up with by Minecraft YouTuber Dream on Trainwrecktv's podcast on December 18th 2020 when discussing sexuality.
by Aquila1755 August 28, 2022
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michael sucks dick

my friend michael sucks alot of dick for example yesterday i found him sucking my boyfriends dick while beating down the bobus
michael your such a dick sucker with all that cum on your face

michael: I nkew michael sucks dick
by dicksucker1234414 April 30, 2022
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