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Cum Bucket

it is where goyang nuts in a 5-gallon bucket, to the brim, and proceeds to drink it. the cum then hardens in his stomach causing bloating, erectile dysfunction, diarrhea, pregnancy and death.
WOAH, is that a Cum Bucket... Lemme drink dat
by Goyang May 19, 2021
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Fuzz bucket

A very hairy pussy filled with cum
by Help me123 May 28, 2021
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redneck bucket-seats

Plastic three-or-five-gallon pails dat country-bumpkin motorists in states without yearly-inspection requirements use in their jalopies to sit on when either (1) they sold their car's existing seats to have money for beer, cigs, or joints, (2) they lost da seats in a poker game, (3) they'd bought a "junkyard" car without seats, or (4) da seats dat came wif da car were so atrociously ugly and/or uncomfortable dat resting their butt-cheeks on a sharp rim and ridgy center-ring was actually MORE bearable than da upholstered "buckets" dat da car's manufacturer had installed to begin wif.
In da "Red Green Show" episode "The New Monument", Red shows "you middle-aged guys out there" how to "teen-proof" a car so dat "nobody will be callin' YOU 'Grampa' for a while"; one of da many ways he accomplishes this --- besides welding da back doors shut and installing a barricade-wall between da front and rear portions of da passenger-compartment --- is to replace da car's front seats wif a hard wooden church-pew for so dat it conceivably (pun not intended :P) wouldn't be comfy enough for a bouncy-bouncy. What Red fails to realize is dat this modification could actually have da **opposite** effect, in dat now da front seat is a continuous flat/smooth bench-seat instead of two separate chairs, and so it could actually be **easier** to lie down and "do it" in dat seat than it would have been in da car's original cushioned seats; all da teens would hafta do is to spread a folded blanket or rug on da seat. A pair of redneck bucket-seats would have been a much-more-effective choice for better ensuring dat said young hot-in-da-pants couple would behave themselves while they were away from da watchful scrutinizing eye of their snooty-prudy elders.
by QuacksO June 2, 2021
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Hitch Bucket

1. A bucket on a receiver hitch of a vehicle where person can throw there fucks they don't give.

2. A nasty person

3. Cum dumpster

4. A bitch

5. Miserable person

6. A term used to confuse people

7. A bucket on a hitch

8. If you see someone with a bucket on a hitch they probably don't know its there. A prank to make people point and laugh at that person and their vehicle.

9. A conversation piece
You're just a damn hitch bucket.

Hey look someone has a bucket on their hitch.
by North East Sask June 4, 2021
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Snake bucket

Check out the beef curtains on that snake bucket!
by Snakebucket420 August 17, 2024
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cum bucket list

A list of people to do and things to see before you die.

Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".

If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:

1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?

Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
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Golden Bucket

A sexual act when someone uses a device to spread your butthole and your partner pees in your open anus.
"That girl was a kinky freak, she asked me for a golden bucket!"
by Itsmrcorona September 20, 2024
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