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Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024
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Bubbly

Poodle-like, and often desperate to prove they (usually she) are not one of the poodle people.
1.) The girl was bubbly and full of a poodle-like energy. One of her tricks was to jump up on tables and advertise merchandise while making it look cute and cuddly. Something like mixing GNC with a dog show. Another was to show up in a soft parade marching with a band or another group.

2.) The guy couldn't relate to the bubbly girl on any level, they had nothing in common from interests to life experience. They had about as much in common as Clovis and RuPaul, or somebody like RuPaul.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020
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Bubbly

To take a piss in one's own mouth
Ethan from sidemen does a bubbly during every shower.
by Xinleen July 21, 2025
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Bubbling

Bubbling

Slang: Used almost formally among Nigerians, used to express liveliness in a place or neighborhood
Broad Street is always bubbling on Fridays, because of the new night club.
My area is always bubbling on New year eve
by Tpatrick August 19, 2020
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Holy Bubbles

A replacement for holy sh** but a kid friendly version when ur not allowed to cuss.
Boy: You passed your exam
Girl: HOLY BUBBLES
by 1Tacocat1 December 16, 2022
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Bubbling In

When Scaffolders engages in the sexual act of placing the tip of there helmets against an Arse hole that’s being spread open, then the owner of the arse hole shits directly onto it, the scaffolder then Jams his shit covered cock strait back up the arse hole for anal shenanigans
Blake’s got a pretty Arse, I bet he’s good at Bubbling In …
Yeah mate, I met this filthy bar maid the other day we went out for a curry and i accidentally ended up Bubbling In her ring piece, she loved it, next week we’re going all you can eat Buffett then we’re going for more bubbling in action,
by ArseWeasel March 4, 2023
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Bubbles

Teacher: Why are you late?
Boy 1: I was blowing bubbles.
Teacher then why are you late?
Girl 1: I was also blowing bubbles.
Teacher: Ok, we have a new student. Please introduce yourself.
Bubbles: Hi, my name is Bubbles.
by Gaygirl9000 April 13, 2023
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