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Soggy Biscuit

A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.
Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit
by Britishslang February 6, 2025
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Biscuit

A biscuit or cookie is another name for a female's vagina, it is used because the vagina has two lips which can be the biscuit and whatever you put in between (chocolate, cream or any type of flavored edible you can put in/on a biscuit) the biscuit
by WTF Italian Stallion June 22, 2021
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Biscuit

Any type of Pistol
by 1Amerukhan August 14, 2022
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pancake in a biscuit

When 2 people obviously are attracted to each other but try and make it subtle. It is normally used as a code word to cue an inside joke between a group of people.
Cody yells, "Pancake in a biscuit!" as he notices Jon and Kate are at it again.
by Whaddupfam September 28, 2015
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Blown Biscuit

A Blown Biscuit is when a tire blows or gets damaged on a vehicle.
“After I heard the pop, I realized it was a blown biscuit”

“I told you if you didn’t replace those, you’d blow a biscuit!”
by CleorgeGooney January 18, 2022
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itchy biscuit

another phrase for itchy balls or fanny.
I have a really itchy biscuit.
by rad95 August 3, 2016
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