axe porn

(1) The anti-TFoS. A Entity of pure evil and darkness. Young people (especially those around age 14) are perticulary vunreable to its influece.
You can see if a person is Axe Porn if he, or even more common, she, acts like a brat, listens to "Darin", or use to much makeup (goth people are an exeption to this last rule)
The only cure from Axe porn is to balance your inner landscape and once again fint the TFoSicle.
(2) Porn...with axes

- ooh my god! i just listend to darin! alas, im Axe Porn.

- OMFG! did he just shove an Axe up her...

by Qaamel February 27, 2007

Whose porn is it?

A phrase commonly used to inquire about the ownership of a particular work of pornography.

Guy #1: Whose porn is it?
Guy #2: Hey, that's my flash drive!

by Drunken Russian November 15, 2013

Porn Lights

flashing emergency lights most often regarding the police. originated via a comment "Well, someone's getting fucked."

"whoa, porn lights on the left"

by Dh4mp1r September 24, 2011

Bar Porn

Aggressive make-out sessions in a venue serving alcohol. Most appropriately this term is used in a bar or pub that is at capacity and in which the partakers in 'bar-porn' are highly visible and often made into a spectacle.

Not to be outdone by Smashley's display of bar porn, Jen engaged Jim, turning the already vulgar display of bar porn into a rampant, alcohol-fueled bar orgy.

by D-Fresh_Muschomp December 20, 2010

porn bitches

Girls that watch porn and try to look, and act like porn stars.

Those porn bitches look pretty fuckable.

by momoboy December 12, 2012

ween porn

Pornography for a heterosexual female audience.

We feminists were on a quest for ween porn in Vegas! None of that gay shit, thank you. We want to see some penis!

by LBo979 November 3, 2010

dictionary porn

When you go on Urban Dictionary.

I comitted Dictionary Porn this morning.

by Llanfair December 25, 2016