by Jewcompany May 03, 2015
by DevilsTing April 13, 2018
The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019
Devil's joker is a term that is similar to the idea of Devil's Advocate. It means an individual has said something out of pocket, and responds with a "I was just kidding!" or some variation of that to worm themselves out of the situation. Unlike Devil's advocate it is not announced prior in the form of "to play devil's advocate," instead it is used as a knee jerk reaction based on the social sceario.
by MixMasterShafter January 23, 2025
When you have such a hot and spicy curry the night before, when you go to the toilet and poop it out it smells just like it did going in and you wonder if it's good to go for another round
by mrh@nky May 09, 2025
by That khd April 25, 2019
Teenagers and college students that pick on other people and claimed to be smart and Christian when they sacrifice puppies from Petland in order to send more souls to hell. They come in small groups and snoop for any "'tards" to force them to kill themselves to feed their father's (who the Christians call Satan). They even slaugther their own kids in the womb and give it to satan. One such group was seen in springfield, cussing one of the Hindus out while sacrificing puppies and kittens to the Devil, who is a red man dressed in black and the pimp's hat.
by Your Mother's arse March 06, 2010