fuk me!

Meaning shock or to exaggerate something.

John: Dave your mum has just died
Dave: FUK ME! Are you joking?

John: Dave look at that girl over there
Dave: FUK ME she is FIT!

by Gary_Preston June 24, 2007

Pick Me

A young unstable woman that is desperate for male attention, lacks critical thinking, goes after men that don't do anything for her, only use her for sex and treat her like shit while claiming she's an empowered feminist

Pick me: my boyfriend smashed my head against a wall last night I loved it was so kinky
Pick me 5 minutes later: women are to be treated with respect! Hillary Clinton should've been president :(

by jbsgaystraightson March 10, 2020

Me Too

A sickly inspired term for a movement which is intentionally inclusive to the act of being raped as to unite all women into victims then lesbians and all men into violent offenders and then gay sex. No one knows who first thought to encourage youth to ask to be included among the ranks of the raped, but perhaps it was a natural response to parents who were awarded civil compensation from the esteemed at the cost of the child and the esteemed innocence.

"Mother: Thank goodness Me Too is around, otherwise no one would be aware that some women are sexually harmed by males, and I wouldn't have been able to take all this money!"
"Young daughter: Me too, me too!"
"Mother: "That's right sweetheart, me too. Me Too is what gave us the food you eat, and all the clothes you wear."
"Young Daughter: ("Someone raped my mother, and I want to be just like her")

by FaqBasher January 12, 2022

get at me

Short for "Get back to me" or "Get back at me", meaning "respond", or "reply".

"Mike, I hope you get this email in time. We are changing the plans from Friday to Saturday. Get at me and let me know if you can still make it."

by Scott TB September 1, 2007

me ass

The ultimate sarcastic phrase with a southern twist. Often referred to as " My Ass" and can be willingly interchanged .Commonly used in the south where in the instant they're trying to bait you into stating your opinion on something which also happens to be wrong.

Ex':

P2: who do you think has the best defense in the NFL
P1: The Eagles have the best defense in the league
P2(non usage): Best defense my ass!!
P2(usage): have the best defense me Ass

by DIMKI November 14, 2015

Rate me

The chances of her smashing you/dating you from 1-10

Him: Yo shordy, do you rate me
Her: Ya fosho
Him: What’s the rating then
Her: Umm 8.5

by Torno guy April 27, 2020

Adopt Me!

A game in roblox where you make houses, earn money, take care of pets, hatch pets and more. You can also make your own outfits and adopt me only posts updates in TikTok, Twitter and Instagram every Monday.

Hi, I am playing Adopt Me!, wanna join me?
Sure!

by coolgirlXD October 13, 2021