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Captain Dick Suck

captain dick suck

A man that has made his way by being a know it all yet is a joke and sucking off others of metaphorically to get the high ranking job that he did, by being a sycophant a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain an advantage over others- like you.

Thank you- captain dick suck!
Thank you- captain dick suck! for being a no it all in your job. yet we all know how you got there, don't we?
by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018
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suck dez nutts

if you want my lollipop, you can suck dez nutts because i want it.
by Zaballer February 18, 2014
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suck my cawk

It informs you, that SeanzViewEntertainment wants a blowjob from someone.
All the bitches like my CAWK! All the bitches will SUCK MY CAWK!
by SeanzViewEnt February 8, 2018
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dick sucking sisters

it is when 2 people suck the same dick/balls. so you become dick sucking sisters.
“omg did suck treys dick, me too, we r dick sucking sisters.”
by brookelovestrey June 8, 2022
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suck one silly

to give someone an exceptional blowjob; the sloppiest toppy imaginable.
My girlfriend really sucked me silly last night.
If I lose this game of Uno, I'll suck you silly.
That woman from the Grapefruit technique videos really knows how to suck one silly.
by BAKUDEKU Shipper December 4, 2022
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dream theater sucks

It is the band Dream Theater's slogan, meaning that you would say it if you really like Dream Theater. They got sick of the slogan after a while, but some people still say it because it's a great slogan. So if you see someone post a comment on a YouTube video of Dream Theater and they say dream theater sucks give them an E-high five.
Incorrect usage:
Fan: Dream Theater sucks!
Amateur Dream Theater Fan: Dude, Dream Theater does NOT suck. Fuck you!

Correct usage:
Fan: Dream Theater sucks.
Fan2: Fuck yeah they do!
by DreamTheaterFan December 6, 2021
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Suck a girlcock day

Suck a girlcock day is a day celebrated every march 13th.
Person 1: Oh boy! Suck a girlcock day!
Person 2: i can't wait to suck my trans girlfriends girlcock!
by lynnlikeswomen February 27, 2023
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