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Phone stalking

The act of staring at your phone, relentlessly, hoping that it will ring. Generally, phone stalkers are hoping a SPECIFIC person will call, not just any random person. Other symptoms of phone stalking include: checking that the battery is charged, making sure the ringer is on loud enough to be heard and making random calls to your friends to make sure your service is still active.
A: Man, stop looking at your phone...
B: Shut it, I am just making sure its on in case {name} calls.
A: STOP phone stalking,. She'll call when she wants to. LAME.
by dcgrl September 24, 2011
mugGet the Phone stalkingmug.

Phone

I! DO NOT! ANSWER IT!
HYM "WHAT DID I SAY!?!? ABOUT THE PHONE!?"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
mugGet the Phonemug.

ear jack phone

word made up by dumb ass named Sandra
well plug in your ear jack phone
by couche man October 14, 2021
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Phone Bot

Phone bots are total assholes who tell you to press every button on your phone over one hundred times and play annoying ass music in your ear for hours and hours and hours "trying" to "connect you to a live speaker". Instead of connecting you to someone, they drop your ass and hang up after you sat in your chair going through the pain saking hours you just had to deal with, with the phone bot.
This phone bot has played this stupid song twenty times already, when the fuck are they going to pick up the fucking phone????
by BestBuyGuy October 25, 2014
mugGet the Phone Botmug.

Phone sex

Having casually having sex or sexual acrivity while having conversation to or with someone over the phone. The other person is not aware of the sexual activity on the other line.

Usually done over voice call but can be done on video call in extreme cases. On rare instances, can be done during virtual meetings.

By definition, the act is done with a partner and not by masturbation.
Person1: thank you for the information I was absent that day in class

*jizzes on the floor*

Person2: the phone sex was amazing, but that was close you were almost got caught moaning
by Eruditelord July 21, 2025
mugGet the Phone sexmug.

phoned out

To check your phone compulsively and without necessity
jeez, i can't stand being around mandy irl. tried to talk to her for 5 minutes and she phoned out on me twice!
by sisyphussisyphus April 22, 2018
mugGet the phoned outmug.

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