Computer Time

That warp in the space-time continuum that happens when you get on the computer "for a few minutes" to check your email and the next time you look at the clock, it's 4 hours later. Similar to what happened to people in the movie "Looker".
Also akin to the NFL minute.

Man: "Honey, I'll be up for dinner in a few minutes, I've got to check my email."

Woman: "You said that last night. By the time you check your email, read the headlines, check your stocks, play Zuma, look for car parts on eBay, watch a few YouTube videos and download music to your iPod, it'll be midnight! A few minutes in 'computer time' is like a few years in dog years!"

Man: "True dhat!"

by Turkey Trot April 3, 2011

Joy Time

Another word for Toy Time but more expressive of the intense emotion felt by children around the world when they wake up one morning during Toy Time and find really cool toys.

Upon opening a brightly wrapped package with his name on it one morning during Toy Time and upon discovering it was a Master Replica light saber, our son Harrison leaped into the air and with great joy shouted "Thank you Yenta!"

Now, if you ask me, not that you did, but the correct way to celebrate your children is to make Toy Time Joy Time.

by Mamalla September 16, 2006

Time Life

An evil company that produces musical collections that no one wants just to take up time during commerical breaks.

note: Time life should DIE

Ex:
Commerical) 100 Songs for kids can be yours for only 19.95

Viewer) Augh my ears they bleed!

by Marcus M July 28, 2005

brb time

the unspecified period of time following a brb after which it is realized that a bbs or bbl would have been more appropriate

he said brb, but he's been gone for six hours. his brb time ran out long ago.

by hanseltron April 2, 2007

Brine Time

when you piss in someone's mouth prior to a hummdiddle or blowjob. Often the individul claiming that it is "Brine Time" refers to the recipient as bitch or ho, and substitutes f's for th's in conversation.

"It's Brine Time Bitch. I'm gonna piss in yo mouf. Now suck my dick!"

by Dr. Ian Super February 27, 2008

Time Child

Refering to a person with a distant eccentric intelligence as if from another time. A Time Child's complexly annalytical world view is broader and richer than an average human. Time children are typically gifted in the arts as well as having vaguley expressed supernatural abilities including clairvoyance. The term was created by Conor as a nickname for his friend Jonah.

Hunter S. Thompson was a total Time Child.

by TruthMachine February 13, 2009

Herman Time

Opposite of Hammer Time, to procrastinate and sit on your couch until you blow your knees out.

It's Herman Time!

by G-Money and AnJEW Pellis January 1, 2009