big ass

"dont hate on my ass"

justin get a life, ur just mad cause ur ass isnt as big as mine!

by Taylor June 11, 2003

Big Red

A racist ass who likes to kill the Germans.

during when they built tunnels they had to teams do it....the germans & the irish men.the germans were ripping on the irish men so they got their buddy BIG RED to beat them up...no deaths.so the germans decided to kill BIG RED and make it look like a accident.so they did.and then evry german person that went by there died.it took 1 irish person to stop it.there was a german & a irish person they were friends.the german dude fell into the water and was swimming to his death.the irish person saved him and the irish person almost died.before he did BIG RED talked to him and saved him by putting the irish person on a log. it took 1 person 2 stop the rath of BIG RED.the deaths were supposivly supposed to be "accidents."

by JurassicGriffin April 17, 2010

Big Bob

Big Bob is the name of Kelly Clarkson's Ass. (no joke)

One of her friends named her butt 'Big Bob' because it's just so damn big!!

-A Conversation over Kelly Clarkson-

Ashley(Lesbian): Omg....who is that over there??
Emma(Lesbian): Oh, thats Kelly Clarkson.Isn't she just Beautiful??
Ashley: I know that silly!I'm talking about her ass.Oh my gosh....It's...AMAZING!!
Emma: Yeah...Thats Big Bob.A friend of her gave her butt that name.
Ashley: For real?Her hot ass has a name??
Emma: Why don't you go and ask her since you don't believe me....
Ashley: Ok then.

*Ashley walks over to Kelly Clarkson*

Ashley: Excuse me, you're Kelly Clarkson right?
Kelly Clarkson: Yes I am.What can I do for you?
Ashley: Well....my friend told me that your butt had a name....Is it Big Bob?
Kelly Clarkson: Yes, it is.....You came over here to ask me about my butt?
Ashley: Yes....I'm sorry if that was wrong of me...I'll go now...
Kelly Clarkson: No girl, it's fine!....Just like you are...
Ashley: What?
Kelly Clarkson: Uhh...Nothing!See ya! *walks away fast*

*Ashley walks back to Emma*

Emma: So....Was I right?
Ashley: Yes you were....And I think Kelly Clarkson just hit on me...
Emma: WHAT??

*Kelly Clarkson peeks around the corner*

Ashley: Yeah...She said I looked fine.
Emma: *looks at Ashley*.....And you let her get away?!Go get that ass Ashley!!

*Ashley runs to find Kelly Clarkson*

by Kelly Clarkson's #1 Lesbian Fan April 21, 2008

Big Unit

Someone who's a part of the fellas and is a bit of a lad. Even if they are tiny in physical size, you can still call them a big unit.

1: "You know DT?"
2. "Yeah mate, he's a bit of a big unit,"
1: "What about Louie, mate?"
2:"Even tho he's tiny, mate, he's still a big unit,"
1:"Ye mate."
2:"..."
1:"Have a good one mate."
2:"You too mate."

by dickheadhikes August 1, 2018

Big Bank

The chief of the 80s indian-style hip hop group "Sugar Hill Gang"

Im Big Bank, I am the chief!

Jump on it, Jump on it!

by nig-let April 25, 2012

Big Sad

A devastating sadness- usually used to describe rejection.

Eg.

“Urban dictionary has decided to not post your definition”

“Big Sad!!”

by Super accurate and factual July 29, 2020

big pat

1. An enforcer
2. Someone who takes no shit
3. someone with a handlebar mustache
4. someone who uses the phrase "cocksucker" atleast 146 times a day

Oh sheeet big pat is home.
run!

by mr. e! October 23, 2007