Matthew

Guy with big floppy Wang.

Hey I heard Matthew be packing

by 👍🍝🔨 November 23, 2021

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Matthew Chastain

Failure, good at like nothing, weak

omg is that Matthew, he is really a Matthew Chastain

by burb!!! March 12, 2021

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Matthew Chance

Matthew Chance is a great friend and person to have in your life. Give him a "chance" and you'll always have someone to gossip and tell your secrets. Never left him go

" i wish my friends were as loyal as matthew chance ".

by Eldyen December 29, 2022

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Pulling a Matthew

Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality.

Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please."
Eli:"I am readied up."
Matthew:"Sorry guys."

by Toxic Claud Squad November 15, 2018

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Matthew's are genours kind and caring. They are the best of friends and help you at your deepest points. They tend to be cute and can make an amazing boyfriend. They like to make others happy and put others before them. They have a heart-warming smile that could lighten up your day. If you know or have a Matthew don't let them go. They are a real life soother.

"Damnnn that Matthew is hawt I wanna date him"

by Urbandicccckkk November 26, 2019

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