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by Baby Girl6969 October 25, 2020
Get the Matthew Gmug. by nitrotypewinner2018 February 25, 2018
Get the Stanley Matthew Toddmug. by BurnieHN May 14, 2021
Get the Ryan Matthew De Diosmug. Matthew is the best person you could ever know. With dirty blonde hair blueish greenish eyes he is sure to make you laugh and smile everyday. He is the best boyfriend ever and you will never forget him. He can tell when I’m about to cry or when I’m smiling just by my voice. I believe in love because of him. But don’t get on his bad side or you will feel upset like never before. All in all, Matthew is the reason I am still alive today.
by A lil salty a lil sweet November 24, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
by anonymous xyz August 7, 2022
Get the Shannon and Matthewmug. Matthew is the type of dude to play fortnite while his girl with the big tits is riding the pony on his enchanted sword and his friend Dixon cider lives in a mini bus and likes to play charades with his nans ex boyfriend
Person No.1 : Damn that guy looks like a Matthew
Person No.2 : Yeh I bet his southern regions r covered in freckles
Person No.2 : Yeh I bet his southern regions r covered in freckles
by Emogirl69 ;) July 24, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. by Just_a_random_human October 29, 2019
Get the Matthewmug.