Trashbuns Licker

Noun: to describe a person who is just the eptimoe of trash but does not deserve to be called 'garbage or trash'

"See Joey over there. Yeah he's a trashbuns licker. I don't know why you hangout with him."

by CloudySmegmaUnicornFireFarm June 12, 2023

Window licker

A person who “rubs themselves” while looking at other people on a bus while licking their lips and grunting and ejaculating on the windows

“Wowzers that window licker is staring at you”

by Educated human specimen June 24, 2023

Poop Licker

Someone who licks poop off a pole after getting their butt reamed. Normally also known as a Limpy Wristed Fag as they enjoy licking poop. They tend to not care that they are sucking poop as they have a pole in their mouth..

I think that fag is a poop licker.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

doe licker

A name for a person who is slightly dumb and smells like cheese

Bro my friend is a total doe licker

by The real thing baby July 18, 2023

Stalagmite Licker

An annoying little degenerate that drinks mineral water.

"Man I love mineral water."
"Shut the fuck up you stupid stalagmite licker."

by Stalagmite Licker August 4, 2023

Trunk: Locked In

It's a movie on Amazon Prime... I bet you can't guess what it's about!

Hym "It's an international spy thriller about a secret organization where they- Pffft! No! You have to know it isn't that! Right!? Trunk: Locked In? You have to know that it isn't about spies! This bitch is lock in a trunk! It's called Trunk: Locked In and it's about a bitch who's Locked in a trunk! Ha! Why would you fucking called it that- OK, I have to watch it now. Of I'm going to write a post about it I have to watch it... Alright. We're watching it. Go. Go to Amazon Prime and watch it with me. If I was a YouTuber I'd have a watch party or something. OK. I'm watching it. Start watching it now."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.

Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)

by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023