Kevin

Kevin is always mistaken for a fuck boy, his really a humble, loyal gent who can pull any hun he wants if he wants too.
You think your hun is loyal? Put her in the same room as Kevin an it’s chaii

Kevin kissed your hun poi “tough”🤣

by Bill gates lil brother😫 November 23, 2021

Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021

kevin

a dude with a 1inch on soft 1.5 on hard

kevin is smoll penis

by thatgayblackdude October 10, 2021

Kevin

Kevin is the male version of a “Karen”. They typically live in suburban neighhoods, wear socks with sandals, President of your HOA and or school district. Complains about and calls the cops on anyone that he thinks is suspicious. Even if it’s his next door neighbor or the kid that lives down the street, Kevin will be feel threatened and will call the cops anyway.

Don’t be a KEVIN!

This neighborhood sucks because of all of the Kevins & Karens that live hear.

Dad, Don’t be a KEVIN!

by DontBeAKevin June 16, 2022

Kevin

A plush panda living in Oslo and who likes beeing cuddled. He also enjoys staring at people in the night with a cheeky smile. Kevin was born in Texas, U.S., but is used to travel a lot. He can easily fit in a suitecase, just needs a few holes to breath.

Welcome to Oslo Kevin!

by Rabbit&Panda November 7, 2017

Kevin

Kevin has such a great car. Kevin drives a modified Honda Civic. He also spends all his paychecks on his modified Honda Civic. Kevin loves his modified Honda Civic.

Random Girl: OMG it's Kevin!
Simon: How do you know?
Random Girl: He's in a modified Honda Civic

by Guilav September 13, 2022

kevin

a slang word made on tiktok. when someone or something is so kevin, that means that its so bad.

its basically just a negative adjective that can be used on any and everything

dude 1: “bro have you watched hazbin hotel yet??”

dude 2: “oh hell naw that show is so kevin 💔”

ex. 2

guy sees something he doesn’t like

guy: “ts is so kevin it just pmo 💔”

by pshycki April 23, 2025