Mostly drives the long route to every destination so he can avoid more work. Favorite phrases are "not today", "programming", "well I have to stop at the shop", "I have to suck it off the panel". Goes to service calls and orders parts weeks or months later and then gives those parts to other techs, so they can start his job over from the beginning, to find out the parts are wrong.
Don't be a Kevin
by IvoryMike80 May 08, 2024
Kevin is a smaller man. Loves Ed Sheeran a sus amount and refers to himself as an “island boi” Men named Kevin often get humiliated at 2k by men named Nathan. Definitely the type of guy to refer to his pets as kids.
by blackhammern8 November 23, 2021
A man with a medium sized wiener. Not tiny , but definitely not big. Nothing too impressive, but in most scenarios, it can get the job done.
“I heard you hooked up with Kevin, how was it?”
“Wasn’t great, but wasn’t terrible. It was alright I guess.”
“Wasn’t great, but wasn’t terrible. It was alright I guess.”
by ShartSimpsonJr November 23, 2021
by MoonxWalls February 04, 2021
He's called Kevin because his name is Kevin.
It is advised to avoid contact with this individual because he is one Evil Feck.
It is advised to avoid contact with this individual because he is one Evil Feck.
by RiguRagu November 22, 2018