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Sea Jew

A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.
I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.
by DeadGoat March 7, 2023
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Jew Assin’

A defensive maneuver in pool where you totally screw over your opponent leaving them absolutely no shot.
Gavin: Damn it Miller you’ve been Jew Assin’ me all night.

Miller HAHAHA. Shush you
by SuperAlmightyFishTaco October 13, 2025
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Tunnel Jew

Jerry Curl Jews who were so jealous the Muslims were making tunnels, they they decided to make their own under NYC. Typically they are against the support of Israel and rumored to support human trafficking.
“DUDE!! I’m not crazy! At night I can hear Yiddish under my living room floor. It has to be the Tunnel Jews”
by Pet_My_Chia January 20, 2024
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NN Jew

A no name jew, used to piss people off in CS:GO Hack vs Hack.
Get tapped you NN Jew!
by venuts February 11, 2022
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Western Jew

A term used to describe the genetic phenomena found in Jewish diaspora populations west of the levant who happen to be composed of a mixture of southern European, Levantine, and North African genetic components.
You have a very typical Western Jewish genetic profile. Where did your family live?
by Annexis October 16, 2023
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Jew Retard TextBook Dictionary

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by juggmyfagg March 29, 2025
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Jew Tunnel

Tunnel in NYC excavated by the Chabad-Lubavitch synagogue for unknown purposes which have baby strollers and suspicious stained mattresses in them.
Mike: "I swear I'm hearing someone speaking Yiddish under my apartment..."
Fred: "It's the Jew Tunnel."
by bahnum12 January 11, 2024
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