Phone captain

Someone who's your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can't be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together.

Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.
George: Hey Mike, I spoke to Tony on the phone, he often sounds like a good friend, but yet either can't be bothered catching up or else keeps lying to me that we'll catch up face to face?

Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".

George: What's a phone captain?

Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!
by Fair Care - Care Fair :) October 13, 2016
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Phone pooper

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.
Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background

Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"
by defineer February 23, 2023
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Phone Fishing

when you lose your phone in that v o i d in between the two parts of the car, then using an object to 'fish' it out of the car
"derek, wait for me! i'm phone fishing, derek!"
by pour sugar outside November 03, 2020
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Phone screen

your addiction..

/The thing you constantly stare at instead of being productive.

(Get help)
Yo, I've been staring at my phone screen for the past 24 hours.. I'm so unproductive
-You
by Amani33 March 30, 2024
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Phone screen

your addiction..

/The thing you constantly stare at instead of being productive.

(Get help)
Yo, I've been staring at my phone screen for the past 24 hours.. I'm so unproductive
-You
by Amani33 March 30, 2024
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phone muscles

Phone Muscles- the cowardly act of telling someone over the phone, or computer either by text, social media, or verbal communication what you would not say in person ..
After the confrontation at the party Jackie used her phone muscles to tell the women she was a bitch.
by Almamomama March 02, 2016
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