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chub check

The mandatory determination and disclosure of your penile engorgement percentage. A important question posed by a friend in a group when they are curious of the state of each of their bros penises.
Friend 1: “Ayo chub check!”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”
by Euri_Tahdid July 18, 2023
mugGet the chub checkmug.

checks

the transfer of a competitor directly to the next round of a competition in the absence of an assigned opponent or to see you later
Person 1: ight checks bro
*Pop*
Person 2: see ya later
by blandover October 28, 2018
mugGet the checksmug.

Gut Check

Verb: Only performed in a threesome, whilst the tramp is riding ones cock, she sucks the others load into her stomach. She then tells the one being ridden to punch her hard In the gut. At which point she orally ejaculates the previously swallowed load, onto the one being ridden.
Lisa was frustrated with mike and Dave, and decided to perform a gut check the next time they had a threeway.
by Big D johnny layer October 24, 2019
mugGet the Gut Checkmug.

The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check

One of the dumbest things to come out of Sen. J.D. Vance's mouth during the 2024 Vice Presidential Debate against Gov. Tim Walz.
"The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check." -J.D. Vance

October 1, 2024
by nb21-rz2k October 7, 2024
mugGet the The rules were you guys weren't going to fact checkmug.

Chode check

When you want to verify is someone has a chode
Alex definitely has a chode, let’s go chode check him to make sure
by Sports net February 16, 2024
mugGet the Chode checkmug.

train check

When woman approaches a man she does not know and grabs his genitals outside of his pants, as if assessing size.
I was over at Derek's house yesterday and his mom Sheryl totally train checked me!
by Don Rather September 29, 2022
mugGet the train checkmug.

check his ass

It's when going down the road and you see a cop who is frisking a local drug dealer you feel the urge to roll down the window and yell "check his ass".
Jimmy say hey Bobby is that sergio that sold you that bunk shit getting hemmed up by the cops. Bobby says lets get him Jimmy yells. CHECK HIS ASS
by Jimmycrackpipe August 8, 2016
mugGet the check his assmug.

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