a gay nigga that has horse teeth
Gay nigga obviously named Ethan: Yo, I fucked my homie last night and he sucked my cock, but he has horse syndrome and his teeth rlly fucked up my dick... now I got a fucking camp on my 1 inch dick😞 fuck me
Straight nigga: oh shit that’s tuff my nigga
James Charles, oh cmon it doesn’t hurt that bad ethan, It’s just a lil rash..AND I DONT HAVE HORSE SYNDROME!
Straight nigga: nigga dafuq James Charles sucked ur 1 inch?
James Charles: it was a 3 sum with Jeffery star and his dick is not 1 inch cmon now😏 its like 0.0000000001 inches
Ethan: don’t expose me man😭
Straight nigga: oh shit that’s tuff my nigga
James Charles, oh cmon it doesn’t hurt that bad ethan, It’s just a lil rash..AND I DONT HAVE HORSE SYNDROME!
Straight nigga: nigga dafuq James Charles sucked ur 1 inch?
James Charles: it was a 3 sum with Jeffery star and his dick is not 1 inch cmon now😏 its like 0.0000000001 inches
Ethan: don’t expose me man😭
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Morty: Aww geez Rick, what are we gonna do?
Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.
Morty: A what?
Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.
Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?
Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!
Morty: Yea but..
Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.
Morty: A what?
Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.
Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?
Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!
Morty: Yea but..
Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
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Wife: *looks back and sees a horse in the back*
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