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Tenafly High School 

Tenafly, New Jersey, where the football team hasn’t won a game since 1984, and 1 in two kids are high in class. Where you can’t walk into the bathroom without finding a drug deal going on. The population is pretty much split between Koreans and Jews, andeveryone’s dad is the the CEO of a multi million dollar tech conglomerate. You either live on the hill, or you’re a peasant, and if you didn’t go to the Halloween party, you’re social status will never recover. There’s a party every Friday night and it’s not over until the cops show up. Sure the school prides itself on our stellar SAT scores, but it’s still 2 million dollars in debt. It’s the town where nudes and sex tapes are leaked, and where kids miss a semester because they went to jail for a while. But chill, he’s cool now. If you want school spirit, don’t come here, we don’t like spirit, but competition is fine. There’s always a guy who gets beat up, or a girl who gets hurt because those two made a bet. You can’t tell your real friends from the fakes, but hey, we have a good school system so.... yay??
Oh... you go to Tenafly High School...
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Forest Hills High School 

Forest Hills High school is a place for stoopid fucks. The school is over crowded with Thots and Fukboys. Over 4,600 Hoes and Fuckboys in that old ass rundown building. The teachers are stoopid as fuck, and they flirt with students parents. The bathroom are known for juul-ing and hot boxing, the second floor bathroom is always closed and the door on the first floor is broken and this cheap ass school can’t fix it. There are always fight with Russians and blacks and Hispanics. Outside across the street 1st and 2nd period there are alway potheads standing there smoking. This school is really bad everyone cuts class. The principal goes around the school in a unicycle, his dumb ass hope he falls. Do not come to this school if you want a future.
Aye u know that bumm ass school Forest Hills High School ?

Dandenong high school 

A shit hole that is full of idiots. Most of the teachers have anger issues and are not properly qualified, most of them hate there jobs and abuse there power.
The janitors do not do there job properly which leads to fecal matter being smeared on the walls and piss everywhere.
Everyday you see kids being bullied in terrible ways (being thrown into trash cans,toilets etc.), yet the teachers do nothing because they only care for themselves.
There are always gangs and violence at the school between either Albanians or Serbians which leads to police being called almost daily.
Most kids bring knifes to school or worst axes.

If you don't want to be harassed or bullied or get involved with drugs do NOT go to this school.
Bill: "hey can't wait to go to Dandenong high school!"

Joe: "Why? that place is a hole!"

Bill: "Really why?"

Joe: "Because its rife with drugs, rape and bullying!. its like a prison if anything."

Bill: "Really? thanks for the heads up man!"
Dandenong high school by me_934 February 28, 2010

Stadium High School

Stadium High School: The main building was constructed by architects Hewitt and Hewitt for the Northern Pacific Railroad Company and the Tacoma Land Company in 1906. It was originally intended to be a luxury hotel. The school was also the filming location and setting for the 1999 movie 10 Things I Hate about You, although the film takes place in Seattle.

The original building was under repair through the end of the 2006 school year. Students were temporarily relocated to the old site of Mount Tahoma High School in the south end, just over 7 miles away. The 100 year celebration of Stadium High School was held in September of 2006. Even though Their Football team hasnt faired well for the past decade, a crowd upward of 10,000 people showed up to watch the tigers hold off wilson scoreless untill the 3rd quarter, where interceptions became crutial to the defeat of Stadium.
Stadium High School: a over 100 year old high school that looks like a castle found in tacoma.
home of the tigers for over 100 years, currently has around 2000 students. A large bowl like stadium was the first lighted stadium west of the mississippi.
even though one of the most proven schools in washington it is still refured to as "stay dumb and high"
Stadium High School by dejay73 June 20, 2008

That douchebag in high school 

You know the one. The one who everyone hated but no one really told him it to his face. The one who would be super touchy with girls and suck up to them like crazy. The one who would invite himself to parties when it was clear no one wanted him there. The one who always would suck up to the popular kids despite the fact that they hated him. The one who thought that if he talked in a really loud voice it would make him funny/important. The one who would try out for every sport but barely be good enough to make JV. The one you so desperately wished someone would smack or tell off. The one who bragged about his beer drinking/pot smoking prowess. The one who would name drop the popular kids or hot girls in conversations to sound like he's connected to them in some way. You know the one. And you fucking hated him.
That douchebag in high school probably went on to only pass his tech classes if it makes you feel any better.

North Hollywood High School

Also known as the greatest high school ever, some of its more noted graduates include (Jesus Inaugural Class of 0, Julius Caesar, Christopher Columbus, George Washington, Foreign transfer student Napoleon Bonaparte, Abraham Lincoln, Cornelius Vanderbilt, Peyton Manning, Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, Shaq, Tiger Woods, Kristi Yamaguchi, Michael Phelps to name a few. They are known as the Wolves and their student section goes by the Wolf Pack. They have a best dancer and the best zoo worker who is smarter than everyone because he went there. Anyone who goes to North Hollywood will instantly be successful and revered as legends
Me: Wow you went to North Hollywood High School
MM: Yeah and I was voted best dancer
Me: Wow I wish I went there

griffith high school

Griffith High School is majority black people since about 2014. It is also on the Southern side of town. North side of town is full of a bunch of pussy ass black kids living in the mansards swearing they're about that life on the internet, when in reality they wouldn't even look your way walking down the street. Griffith students are 99% ugly. The black girls think they're from Chicago, the white girls love to pop their ass out in their instagram photos and think they can fight when they put a hole in their wall when they're mad or when they get their heart broken by some fuck nigga who lives off section 8. THe white boys are either in some gay ass extracurricular such as choir or drama, or a pothead who doesn't give a fuck about their school. School board is ignorant as fuck especially Mr. Gordon (dean of students) and Mr. Orkis (principal).
Girl; What school do you go to?
Guy; Griffith High School.
Girl; Oh, that kinda sucks ass...