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Blue haired weredike

An insideous female creature that emerges from its child like cocoon, usually in college but sometimes before. It feeds off of attention through virtue signaling. The only way to destroy this vile beast is to ignore it.
Mother: My God, what has happened to our daughter.
Father : I feel she has turned into a blue haired weredike. Damn you to hell higher education.
by Herpatitis Aids July 10, 2020
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Combed her hair

When you get so sloshed you start hitting people with your hair because you combed it today after 2 months
Prema was so sloshed she combed her hair at the club
by The_kinngh June 9, 2018
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keep your hair on

to request someone to stay calm and not get annoyed
The general said keep your hair on during the meeting this time
by BottomDop February 22, 2022
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Dogs hair by the nose

Traditional hangover cure.

Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.

The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks
Hey, Emily, my hangover is terrible today.

Try some dogs hair by the nose!

Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!
by Oz Troll January 13, 2018
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Grey Hair Army

Old guys that yell at skaters for no reason.
person one: hey wanna skate up the park later today? Person2: no the freaking grey hair army is always there shouting and trying to hit you with their canes
GHA: hey you hoolingans stop riding them there skating boards on the hand rails.
by el paso de longboard August 26, 2012
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Hair did (to get)

(SL.) When someone gets their hair did, it's slang for having their hair done. No matter which form of the verb, it's hair did.
1. Justin, Alizay, Ray and I are getting our hair did (to get).
2. Several weeks ago,Justin and Lisa had had their hair did.
3. Having had my hair did, I know better than to bleach it.
by Joshie Poo May 4, 2007
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Pubic hair moustache

1)That gross thin, patchy moustache white-trashy folk get when they are in the pre-FBY(Full Blown Yokel) stages. Often accompanied by a rat tail and/or a shaved head.
2)The above mentioned, but on a nerdy kid...or someone who just looks like they have a pubic hair moustache.
3)The Demise of Scott Tenorman's parents....episode 501.
partygo-er 1: Dude, he looks like a young Steve The Cable Guy with that pubic hair moustache!

Dude 1: He does!

Pubic hair moustache kid: (Runs away crying)
by Zap! Dizgopfski July 29, 2008
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