Golden is a boy with a big heart but doesn't show it. He gets bored easily and doesn't really get pass the talking stage. He's special and can make your day brighter with just a single text or smile.
Golden may not be very dependable, but is interesting to talk to. He has great taste in music and never really take things seriously unless you start the conversation. However, he may sometimes end the conversation and not reply.
He is sometimes misunderstood and will act heartless because he had cared too much before.
Golden may not be very dependable, but is interesting to talk to. He has great taste in music and never really take things seriously unless you start the conversation. However, he may sometimes end the conversation and not reply.
He is sometimes misunderstood and will act heartless because he had cared too much before.
by punny jokes April 17, 2021
Get the Goldenmug. someone that reputably and consistently brings to light the negative byproducts of a situation without any constructive intentions. Just to be a useless condescending ass( even if unintentional ).
Steven: hey jack long time no see!
Jack: hey Steve! I heard you finally tied the knot was Susan.
Steven: yeah I'm really looking forward to it!
Jack: I just can't believe you went through with it.. inheriting all that debt.
steven: you know jack? You're a real golden cunt
Jack: hey Steve! I heard you finally tied the knot was Susan.
Steven: yeah I'm really looking forward to it!
Jack: I just can't believe you went through with it.. inheriting all that debt.
steven: you know jack? You're a real golden cunt
by Ying7Yang6 October 9, 2016
Get the Golden cuntmug. by Yurrick Hunt February 6, 2010
Get the Golden hyenamug. A 50th birthday party where the birthday person is given a golden shower at the moment of blowing out the candles. instead of presents can you get Pee scent. Similar to a comedy roast but where the birthday person is literally pissed on.
On my 50th birthday, I had a hint that there might be a surprise in store but instead received a golden jubilpee Arranged by my ex girlfriends!
by anonymous January 5, 2022
Get the Golden Jubilpeemug. by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011
Get the Golden Fruit Smashmug. When a woman pees on a declining surface/hill/terrain/etc and the pee waterfalls into/ over her butthole.
Laura squatted over a steep riverbank holding a tree trunk while relieving herself. The urine sloshed through/over her butthole creating a brilliant GOLDEN HOLE for everyone by the Hillsborough river you see.
by Golden hole June 10, 2022
Get the Golden holemug. When a group of friends backpacking in Europe stay in a hostel & discover kinky euro porn on the tv. But the reception goes in & out, so someone volunteers to hold the antenna to get optimal clarity on screen. This brave manouever -and the hero himself - are known as the Golden Antenna.
dude that was some fluffy french muff in that porno last night. if it wasn't for the Golden Antenna, we wouldnt have seen that chick go crazy eagle on that basketball team
by martys words August 22, 2011
Get the Golden Antennamug.