Fake

Someone that wants to look/sound/act/feel things like tough/strong/adult, but tries to ban other people from saying curse words or profane language and is bossy about all the wrong things in life, things that aren't natural to repress (wear a mask, get a shot, don't cry especially if you are male, don't feel, man up, and so on).

The coronavirus might not be fake, but the people that perpetuate the lockdowns, restrictions, mandates, and dictations of people's daily lives certainly aren't naturals. Of all the things they tell you that are uncertain or to be unsure of, that people can be sure of.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

dior fake clout chaser

a bitch that has an addiction of seeking attention

dior fake for real lol bozo
dior fake clout chaser

by MIKEWUISGOOD April 19, 2022

Pump Faking.

NOT HANDLING what you say you STAND ON.

“You said you Standing On Business, but you aint Handling business, nigga you Pump Faking.”

by rrBandit February 21, 2024

Fake Queuing

When some dumb nerd on eternal return says there queuing but they aren't

Super cringe

When some nerd says "I'm queuing for ranked solos/duo/squads" then doesn't queue that's when someone is "Fake Queuing"

by Mr Briggs June 12, 2022

National fake test day

June 20th, the day your teacher gives everybody a fake test that doesn’t matter!

Mr best scheduled a test for Tuesday
Don’t worry it’s National fake test day

by urmomsbasement June 13, 2023

Fake Aight

When something or someone is okay, below average even but it's almost there. Like you think its good but you take a second look and its weak

How you doing bro?
I'm lowkey fake aight bro, i got mad shit going on.

by FlipFlopHipHop April 11, 2024

Fake Friend

A person who was your best friend for a year just to get with your cousin and stopped talking to you because you begged for her friendship and somehow she blames it on you because apparently you're the one who caused problems in her relationship and apparently you never supported her relationship even though you are the reason she even ever went up to him and talked to him AND she ended up lying to her boyfriend/your cousin and told him that she never told anyone but she has a big mouth and told everyone. AND NOW THIS FAKE FRIEND WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND AGAIN BUT DON'T SAY YES BECAUSE SHE WILL PUT YOU THROUGH THE SAME THING AGAIN.

Person 1: Oh look it's Mantha isn't she your best friend?
Person 2: Nope she is a fake friend and she used me.

by nobodycaresaboutme1132011 February 19, 2024