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by hollyllama October 30, 2015
Get the honch down mug.Vodka downs is what you get when you drink too much vodka. The effect of the vodka will make you act like you have downs syndrome. You will have problems speaking properly, standing up w/o help from friends, get swollen and red eyes and you'll feel sleepy. Basically, you're drunk as fuck.
This applies to every alcohol. If you're drunk as fuck on beer, it'll be beer downs.
This applies to every alcohol. If you're drunk as fuck on beer, it'll be beer downs.
Simon: Did you get vodka downs yesterday?
Philip: Hell yeah motherfucker, I fell asleep in my own puke in the bathroom, woke up at 3 a.m. and tried to get my mom to pick me up but I couldn't pronounce the address correctly, so I fell asleep again and went home next morning.
Philip: Hell yeah motherfucker, I fell asleep in my own puke in the bathroom, woke up at 3 a.m. and tried to get my mom to pick me up but I couldn't pronounce the address correctly, so I fell asleep again and went home next morning.
by jonathan0913 January 13, 2020
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Step one: dick slap your partner so hard their heart stops.
Step two: once they are 6-feet under acquire a shovel of some kind and proceed to dig up their exciments.
Step three: once you open the coffin they are buried in, use the shovel to dig a mile down so when you are committing necrophilia not a soul can hear you (Note this may take some time).
Step four: once the hole is Doug climb out again and push the coffin down the hole. (Ensure enough room at the bottom the the sex pit to allow space for flexible monouvers).
Step five: slip down your underwear and proceed the fuck any maggot filled hole of your choice. Once the maggots have attached themselves to your penis and started making friendly conversations with your crabs continue to shit on the skull of the victim, one the hot, steamy load is to the suitable size, watch as the methane fills lump of shit melts the face and reveals the victims eye sockets.
Step six: once the shit has reached core temperature of 40 Degrees Celsius, insert your penis into the eye sockets and blow your load until the mixture of semen and shit streams out of her nose like a the Alaskan snow dragon.
Step seven: proceed to fuck the dead corpse in the anus, achieveing maximum penetration, leave the maggots to crawl of your penis into the corpses anus. Once this step is complete you will have achieved the mile down and earned your place on the wall of fame. Once on the wall of fame you get a free refillable soda cup at Nando's.
Step two: once they are 6-feet under acquire a shovel of some kind and proceed to dig up their exciments.
Step three: once you open the coffin they are buried in, use the shovel to dig a mile down so when you are committing necrophilia not a soul can hear you (Note this may take some time).
Step four: once the hole is Doug climb out again and push the coffin down the hole. (Ensure enough room at the bottom the the sex pit to allow space for flexible monouvers).
Step five: slip down your underwear and proceed the fuck any maggot filled hole of your choice. Once the maggots have attached themselves to your penis and started making friendly conversations with your crabs continue to shit on the skull of the victim, one the hot, steamy load is to the suitable size, watch as the methane fills lump of shit melts the face and reveals the victims eye sockets.
Step six: once the shit has reached core temperature of 40 Degrees Celsius, insert your penis into the eye sockets and blow your load until the mixture of semen and shit streams out of her nose like a the Alaskan snow dragon.
Step seven: proceed to fuck the dead corpse in the anus, achieveing maximum penetration, leave the maggots to crawl of your penis into the corpses anus. Once this step is complete you will have achieved the mile down and earned your place on the wall of fame. Once on the wall of fame you get a free refillable soda cup at Nando's.
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