Cow

1: A Animal that makes milk
2: Very fat person

1: My Dad's *Cow* makes white milk
2: My Girlfriend is a *Cow*

by JeffreyTheCannonBall July 31, 2021

cow sourcing

Cow sourcing is a term dating back to the early colonial years whereby farmers and early settlers would use their livestock to maintain the length of the grass around their house.

Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.

Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing

- Afghanistan - goat sourcing

- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing

Ethel: Arthur, the lawn is getting long, you better stop drinking and now it.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.

That dude should just cow source the job.

With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.

by Penix December 5, 2017

cow hound

A dude that f*cks fat girls

Mike totally hooked up with that beast from the party last night, he's such a cow hound!

by shyguyagain December 18, 2013

Cow

moooooo

Cow: moooooo

by GoogleMan2005 January 27, 2021

Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 11, 2021

Fake Cow

An older women who has breast implants.

"Hey vinny, how were her boobs?"
"She is a fake cow!"

by KittyCatPower February 9, 2012

The milk is in the cow

everything is where is it supposed to be, the task has been completed

The milk is in the cow and coming your way.

by Shawn Gold June 17, 2022