Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 11, 2021

CUM COW

Toxic Meme from Aydin's cringy twitch chat

I love saying cum cow

by floordaddy March 9, 2023

Cow

moooooo

Cow: moooooo

by GoogleMan2005 January 27, 2021

cow figgit

a short, homophobic douchebag.

wow, dude he's such a fucking cow figgit.

by gay cow February 1, 2019

grape cow

A cow that is Chinese and is a napkin. It loves to do the chubby bunny challenge with grapes instead of marshmallows

Hey, did u see that grape cow in the zoo? It was going crazy eating all of those grapes.

by strawberrybanana October 26, 2017

challenge cow

The fat friend that always tries to cock block because she's bitter no dudes want to fuck her.

I met the hottest chick at the bar last night but I couldn't close because her challenge cow kept fucking it up.

by Matty Ace October 1, 2017

CoW

Acronym for cranky old woman; over-bearing older woman who has limited emotional and physical flexibility

Yeh, I saw her last week and man what a CoW, I need to stick to younger women.

by augustjj811 August 2, 2015