Rusty Breadknife 

A term used to express a very large disliking of a product or service, where one would rather cut their male appendage off with a Rusty Breadknife then use said product or service again.

Person 1: "Ah man, I just downloaded that awful Candy Crush game everyone seems to be play, I don't get it? It's shit!"

Person 2: "I know what you mean. I'd rather get a Rusty Breadknife..."

Rusty Breadknife by CaptainNutSack August 20, 2013

Bradbury

An improbable victory attained by default; achievement only made possible by the stupidity/clumsiness/misfortune of others.
Etymology: In the 2002 Winter Olympics men's 1000m Speed Skating final, a stumble caused the four leading men to collide in a tangle of arms, legs and blades. Australian Steven Bradbury came from behind and coasted past his fallen competitors to win his country's first ever Winter Olympics gold medal.

Crikey! He's done a Bradbury!

Bradbury by Ryan Chisholm May 24, 2005

breadstick

a elongated piece of hardened bread named Luke Hemmings. Usually 4 cents. Most commonly referred to as a fuckboy by association.

"Do you know the lead singer in 5 seconds of summer?"
"Oh yeah, I know that breadstick."

breadstick by Katsreallylame January 4, 2015

Brad North 

World's greatest band director to ever exist and retire. He shares countless quotes that inspire band kids across the globe. He is famous for wearing undersized disney hats and many beautiful poses.

Hey, did you see Brad North at disneyland?

Brad North by Church of Danielism November 18, 2019

Brad bobaguard 

Brad bobaguard is the type of person who would like to ask questions about the menu of a fast food restaurant. Normally these people call fast food places instead of actually going there - and these types of people do not actually have to be named Brad. All of the Brad's are named; Isaac. No other name, just Isaac and the last name being, 'why'

"I would like to ask a question about the menu."
"So you're saying you wanna pull a Brad bobaguard?"

Brad bobaguard by charriot February 19, 2022

breadchipz 

A.)money paper, green,
cash dough money flow, but in small amounts, usually pocket change or a couple dollar bills at a time

"Yo Quan, you been workin all day at that no-pay job you got?"
"yeah bruh, Im just stackin breadchipz"

breadchipz by El trainn February 9, 2009

Brad Simpson

Sex on legs.

Brad Simpson’s is sex on legs , end of.

Brad Simpson by Grunge Baby January 19, 2019