Beat up John Cena

The act of beating the shit out of professional wrestler and actor John Cena.

"I'm gonna wrap some presents for my kids, with my hot Asian wife... and then I'm gonna BEAT UP JOHN CENA!"

by KeepOnRollinBayBay March 10, 2020

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dead beat step dad

A man who got with a woman who had children to a previous relationship. The previous father is usually a dead beat or absent. He gets the kids to love him and call him dad. Then leaves their mother and decides the kids aren't his problem anymore.

"wow he is a real dead beat step dad, married her, got the kids to love him, he then left and now won't see the kids at all"

by Kindlyfoff April 18, 2020

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Beat your dick off

When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.

Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!

by Zanbato October 12, 2016

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Beat off Like a Monkey

To masturbate with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. Then when experiencing climax you cum and fling the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.

"Dude whats that stain on the wall?"

"I Beat off Like a Monkey the other day."

"Haha sick!"

by sjp092 February 16, 2010

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beat up a VTuber day

On may 10th, everyone is legally allowed to severely injure and bully any and all VTubers.

Person 1: bro its may 10th, we can beat up vtubers today! its beat up a VTuber day!
Person 2: holy shit dude lets go there is one living nearby
Person 1: ok bring your bat!

by Nathan McBigdong May 9, 2022

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