Ball sniping

Act of licking balls from a long distance

Yesterday I was ball sniping my mom when she was sleeping

by LucasMcCaffrey May 17, 2021

Border Balls

When you have blue balls for someone out of state or out of country.

Man dude my girlfriend is in Kentucky for the next week I have border balls.

by AS_Orbital December 11, 2017

ball fetish

Person that has a weird obsession for balls.

-Nazebra has a fetish for balls.
-Why does Nazebra have a ball fetish.

by kittychicha June 7, 2021

Dad Balling

When a Dad observes his significant other breast feeding their child and is aroused.

Very similar to Blue Balls, as the man is turned on but cannot relieve himself.

So last night we were at Boston Pizza. Then my wife went to breast feed our kid, and i was left with a huge hard on.

That Bitch was Dad Balling me!

by DadBallz4lyf August 26, 2019

Ball Dragger

A person who rides waves on a sponge board, dragging his nut sack across the face of the wave as he annoyingly gets in the way of a surfer.

1.) Don't be a Ball Dragger, sponges belong in the kitchen.

2.) Get out of the water you Ball Dragger, no kooks allowed!

by surfgod3000 September 23, 2016

Ball-Jackhammeritous

The tendency to bounce on one's own balls with their butt at the speed of a jackhammer.

Me: WOOOHOOOOHOoHOOHooO
Peter: Whats wrong with him?
John: He's got Ball-Jackhammeritous, he can't help it.

by Awesome_Sauce01 March 2, 2022

Shoe Balls

Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).

Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.

by LindsayM November 4, 2011