christian is the best person you’ll ever meet he is friendly and smart and the slightest bit shy he’s an amazing actor, person and friend. he has the most amazing sense of humor and he’s often too smart for people to process. honestly the best person in this entire universe he deserves all the good things in this earth for he is beauty and he owns grace. did i mention he is Cute? he fucking is omg my ovaries.
by idfkwhocares April 4, 2018
Get the christian mug.When two people, often devout or culturally religious, engage in every sexual act except vaginal intercourse in order to "preserve" their virginity or avoid violating the sanctity of marriage. The logic: if there's no penetration, it's still holy.
Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
They said they're waiting till marriage, but she's been throat-blessing him every weekend. Classic Christian Tag."
> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
by Elo-Speaks July 9, 2025
Get the Christian Tag mug.A strong and muscly boi with superpowers so strong even Thanos fears them. They include:
teleporting aliens from area 51 to his house
Eating beans
catching Wilson
breaking a $50 vase
teleporting aliens from area 51 to his house
Eating beans
catching Wilson
breaking a $50 vase
by SausageWarrior123 July 25, 2019
Get the Christian Cavallaro mug.Christian is a very handsome man with a very big penis he also loves ladies and when he talks to them he id always kind, Ladies if your are looking for a man A guy named Christian is a good man for you he will help around the house wash the dishes cook and do whatever you want him to do
I love you christian
by Nathanissexy June 26, 2019
Get the Christian mug.This is a peculiar type of Christain. You see, everybody loves a Christian, they’re usually very kind-hearted and sweet on the inside. However, this is not the case with a Werhner. This kind of Christian is a rotten, terrible kid who will only grow up to be a loser. He has a couple close friends who he tries his absolute best to keep close, because he has no other ones. If you meet a Christian Werhner, it is best advised you stay away, as your life will only be affected worse.
“I just met this guy named Christian Werhner at the bar table over there, what an asshole.” - Lindsay
“Yeah he’s a loser … and he’s ugly too!” - Kelly
“Yeah he’s a loser … and he’s ugly too!” - Kelly
by Laserface4606 July 26, 2022
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Get the Christian mug.A individual who goes through many different relationships with multiple individuals over a short span of time, but doesn’t engage in any activities of a sexual nature with them, therefore maintaining their purity.
Jimmy is such a christian hoe — he’s dated so many different girls but never does anything with them.
by yammerstudios March 13, 2021
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