Alex lonican

Short but epic

Alex lonican is smaller than my cock

by Midgetbuster3000 March 2, 2022

Alex(ander)

Sometimes can be a dumb ass rat, is an asthmatic college twink.

Always tired.

Most often loves cats.
And fossils.

Person 1 "I have a friend studying to become a paleontologist. His name is Alex(ander)"
Person 2 "that sounds cool!"

by His husband September 15, 2019

Alex Lockyer

The type of guy to be annoyingly good at everything.

*person completes minecraft in 9 minutes*
"Oh my days you're such an Alex Lockyer"

by Moe Lesting March 31, 2022

Alex Reisfar

Very good painter and dad. very humor funny humor very funny. dad jokes. likes adventure time and so is good person.

“Alex reisfar sure is a great dad yup yup”

by Kingsleftleg July 8, 2021

Alex Robertson

In every way a simp

That Alex Robertson guy is such a simp

by Lilhowlermonkey March 1, 2020

Jordyn and alex

Jordyn and Alex means when you fuck everyday like Jordyn and Alex, and both of you are in love with eachother

Hey man you guys are just like Alex and JORDYN AND ALEX you guys fuck everyday and have are in love with eachother

by The hitch January 25, 2022

alex lee

A fucking idiot thats even more retarded than his mum

hes a fucking shitbag he must be a alex lee

by Goldengaytime March 16, 2020