y o yo yo Michael Gibson
by BigGibson69 January 26, 2017
English Former Football Player, who is remembered mainly for being a football player for Liverpool, Real Madrid and Manchester United. He scored a very famous goal against Argentina in 1998, where he ran past the defence, making the country go wild. In the late 90s, he suffered a terrible hamstring injury, and after that, he just wasn't the same. Although he did win the Ballon d'Or in 2001, and is the last Englishman to do so. He joined the Galacticos, Real Madrid, as a result. A few years after, he ended up at Man United, which has Scousers fuming.
Now, he's just a pundit who is only able to state the obvious and nothing more. His analysis is poor, but oh well, it's Owen!
Now, he's just a pundit who is only able to state the obvious and nothing more. His analysis is poor, but oh well, it's Owen!
Person 1: Dad, I see so many good pundits, but why's he so dull?
Person 2: Well son, as bad as he may be, that's Michael Owen! Last Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or!
Person 2: Well son, as bad as he may be, that's Michael Owen! Last Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or!
by Kingsarwar06 March 21, 2022
Ay. that girl over there is talking about how the world is going to end and how his life is hell
She must be doing a Michael
She must be doing a Michael
by Dankleemurs/memes February 23, 2016
1. "Oh no, please don't do a Michael again..."
2. (Guy jumps over two buildings 10 feet apart from each other) "Uh oh... Guess hes doing a Michael..."
3. (Opening the window in a car wash) "God damn it Kevin, don't do a Michael..."
2. (Guy jumps over two buildings 10 feet apart from each other) "Uh oh... Guess hes doing a Michael..."
3. (Opening the window in a car wash) "God damn it Kevin, don't do a Michael..."
by MikeyGaydip September 30, 2017
by BloodyBasterd December 02, 2019
Michael Musa was born in Miami, Florida, on April 24th, 2008. in 2011, Michael moved to Rochester, New York, alongside his family, and currently resides there. Not only is he handsome, he's also smart, and funny! Although he gets no bitches (for the time being), he can assure you, its by choice 👌. He loves all things Marvel, DC, and Superheroes in general. His favorite food is any juicy ass burger, and surprisingly isn't a complete fatass. Some of his hobbies include playing videogames, reading books, and spending time with family and friends. Michael does swimming, and is fucking awesome at backstroke. His music taste ranges anywhere from classical, to present day, and in all various forms, such as pop, rock, rap, jazz, etc. His current favorite movies are Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Spider-Man: No Way Home, The Batman, Beverly Hills Cop, The Back to the Future trilogy, The Goonies, and Indiana Jones (Temple of Doom, and Raiders of the Lost Ark). His favorite TV shows at the moment are The Boys, Doom Patrol, The Umbrella Academy, Breaking Bad, The Mandalorian, and Rick and Morty. If you are one of his friends who wound up finding this, SUCK MY COCK, if you by some chance are another Michael Musa, and want to talk about how fucking awesome being a Michael Musa is, add Michael on Discord at the username MusaMan24 and the tag #1874. If you want to add Michael on Snapchat look for Michael Musa, or Musaman24, his bitmoji is the retarded looking one with the sunglasses.
"Michael Musa is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot!" -women everywhere
"Michael Musa has like the biggest cock ever, am I right?" -anyone with common sense
"Michael Musa has like the biggest cock ever, am I right?" -anyone with common sense
by MusaMan24 March 09, 2022
“But you know what? I’m grateful for Father Michael. I wouldn’t give nearly such good head if it wasn’t for him,” Yiannopoulos said.
by megabrain12345 February 24, 2017