michael hathaway

A Big huge blubbery faggot who is considered by many to be very salty, when called by his name he will simply reply "fuck off" or "piss off". He is considered to be just be a all around crusty fat mess

"Hey Michael Hathaway " "piss off"

by PEPELORD May 25, 2016

“Pulling a Michael”

The phrase “pulling a michael” means when, in a very silly way, someone misspells, punctuates, or uses grammar incorrectly.

“Oh! I’m “pulling a michael” when spelling environment like invironment

by “Pulling a Michael” November 17, 2021

Michael Nÿkamp

A creative director and designer who is a fantastic individual and highly enjoyable to work with. He demonstrates a mastery of design knowledge through software and technology. His skill, combined with his light-hearted personality and easy-going nature makes even the tightest deadlines feel less hectic.

He believes in excellence, innovation, creativity, hard work, simple but compelling solutions, honesty, dedicated to producing the highest level of quality, fostering good relationships with clients and having lots of fun.

That Michael Nÿkamp sure knows how to design

by mkndesign March 15, 2010

Michael Owen

English Former Football Player, who is remembered mainly for being a football player for Liverpool, Real Madrid and Manchester United. He scored a very famous goal against Argentina in 1998, where he ran past the defence, making the country go wild. In the late 90s, he suffered a terrible hamstring injury, and after that, he just wasn't the same. Although he did win the Ballon d'Or in 2001, and is the last Englishman to do so. He joined the Galacticos, Real Madrid, as a result. A few years after, he ended up at Man United, which has Scousers fuming.

Now, he's just a pundit who is only able to state the obvious and nothing more. His analysis is poor, but oh well, it's Owen!

Person 1: Dad, I see so many good pundits, but why's he so dull?
Person 2: Well son, as bad as he may be, that's Michael Owen! Last Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or!

by Kingsarwar06 March 21, 2022

Michael Payak

A polish boi who has a hairline that could be used to sponsor McDonalds. Also has AIDS.

Mark: Yo AJ let's go to McDonalds to make fun of Michael Payak's hairline!

by BloodyBasterd December 2, 2019

Michael Greenwald

An immortal being who is made entirely of drugs. He cannot die of overdose and lives on drugs instead of air. His goal in his eternal life is to try every drug in existence.

"Michael Greenwald don't take those 60 pills"
"Michael Greenwald your gonna die"
"U know my boy Michael Greenwald?, that nigga cant die"

by bitchass2312 November 5, 2019

kim-michael

This is one smooth operator; with a name like that everyone remembers him. The chicks are always worried about this Kim that seems to be hanging out with all the guys, but when they finally get to meet this handsome devil they start to wonder about his origins. Where could he be from? He is kind, loving, caring and has the libido of a stallion; no wonder the babes can't decide whether to call him Kim, Michael or both, because they are confused by this juxtaposition of femininity and masculinity.

His name is Kim-Michael? What was his mother thinking, I'd really like to know.

by DirndlSnatcher May 24, 2017