newton balling

When three or more willing homosexuals are having simultaneous anal intercourse(like so - >>>). The furthermost partys testicles swing away gaining momentum, swings back and hits the middle partys testicles, but due to the fact that the middle partys testicles are still in contact with the foremost partys testicles, it does not move but releases the energy into the foremost parties testicles swinging them forward, thus giving the "newtons cradle" effect.

Keith: Hey, have you seen that video online? its got the record for the most downloads in a single hour.
George: Nah what is it?
Keith: Its a video of Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, Tom Cruise and Vin Diesel Newton Balling
George:WHAT THE F$#K!!

by testy365 July 2, 2009

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watermelon balls

When she holds out for her own enjoyment.

Tommy: "Six weeks and no sex?"
Spud: "Ive got watermelon balls im telling you!"

by Swedish Dragon January 21, 2016

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Kush Balls

Something likely to be false or fabricated

Trying to stifle a chuckle, Surya told Monish we have a pop quiz today. Knowing Surya was being untruthful, Monish replied, "Kush Balls."

by KushBalls February 28, 2023

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bozo balls

when the balls happen to be quite bozo

alex: nigga nigga bozo balls
me: facts musha

by bozoballs July 3, 2021

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Ball Bonnet

The method of neatly wrapping your wrinkle twins with toilet paper, tying it off into a cute bow just above your hog. This is effective when anticipating a particularly percussive poop in order to avoid getting poop on your balls. When finished, simply undo the ball bonnet and drop in the toilet.

"How'd it go in there" "Pretty rough, ended up having to do a ball bonnet"

by hikingboot April 1, 2021

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