what the helk

An exclamation following disbelief/shock/awe. Stronger than "what the heck" but milder than "what the hell". Use this phrase in moderation because if you overuse it you sound like a dumbass.
Guy 1: I can shove twelve hot dogs up my asshole!
Guy 2: What the helk?
by ORANGES WHAT ORANGES WHAT April 28, 2009
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It is what it isnt

1)For something to not be what you thought it was.

2) A PERSONA
EX.1
Man: I thought that was all your real hair

Women: Yeah, thats right its fake!!

Man: Yeah, I see now "It is what it isnt"

EX.2

Women 1:Girl, he has a lot of money and has nothing but the best.

Women 2:Who him?He works at the thrift store and lives with his mother

Women 1:Oh, So i guess "it is what it isn't"
by Tasha/impriss B. June 16, 2010
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What Nots

Another word used to describe the privates! drugs, genitals, money, ect....! can be used in multiple situations.
Hey babe ,did you find the What Nots in the box?

Honey, after the movie you want to play with my What Nots?

Damn, I can find the What Nots we bought today. Do you know where they got put?
by E-isAgreatprsn\bkOff November 21, 2009
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What the family

What Bart Simpson says. When he is surprised, he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet.
Homer: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!
Bart: What the family?
by Al July 19, 2005
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What's a phone?

1.A question that has an underlying innuendo of oral sex
2. what you say when you want oral sex
3. a question aimed at convincing a person to engage in oral sex with you
After asking "What's a phone?", I hit 3rd base
by shaqualooloo March 15, 2005
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what is life

what is life dad (dad)it is

to be a dirty pirate hooker
by storm_cloud March 05, 2018
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What the SHIT?

Originated from the "Beebo" series on Newgrounds.com. Commonly used by the owner of the cat protagonist Beebo to express surprise, anger, or annoyance. Basically just an alternative to "what the fuck", only funnier.
l33t nerd wankpipe: "! r t3h l33t haxXx0r"
confused individual: "....WHAT THE SHIT?!"
by Death By Zobb December 14, 2004
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