What the family

What Bart Simpson says. When he is surprised, he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet.

Homer: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!
Bart: What the family?

by Al August 10, 2005

It is what it isnt

1)For something to not be what you thought it was.

2) A PERSONA

EX.1
Man: I thought that was all your real hair

Women: Yeah, thats right its fake!!

Man: Yeah, I see now "It is what it isnt"

EX.2

Women 1:Girl, he has a lot of money and has nothing but the best.

Women 2:Who him?He works at the thrift store and lives with his mother

Women 1:Oh, So i guess "it is what it isn't"

by Tasha/impriss B. June 17, 2010

what the helk

An exclamation following disbelief/shock/awe. Stronger than "what the heck" but milder than "what the hell". Use this phrase in moderation because if you overuse it you sound like a dumbass.

Guy 1: I can shove twelve hot dogs up my asshole!
Guy 2: What the helk?

by ORANGES WHAT ORANGES WHAT April 27, 2009

What Nots

Another word used to describe the privates! drugs, genitals, money, ect....! can be used in multiple situations.

Hey babe ,did you find the What Nots in the box?

Honey, after the movie you want to play with my What Nots?

Damn, I can find the What Nots we bought today. Do you know where they got put?

by E-isAgreatprsn\bkOff November 20, 2009

What's a phone?

1.A question that has an underlying innuendo of oral sex
2. what you say when you want oral sex
3. a question aimed at convincing a person to engage in oral sex with you

After asking "What's a phone?", I hit 3rd base

by shaqualooloo March 15, 2005

what is life

to be a dirty pirate hooker

what is life dad (dad)it is

to be a dirty pirate hooker

by storm_cloud March 5, 2018

What the SHIT?

Originated from the "Beebo" series on Newgrounds.com. Commonly used by the owner of the cat protagonist Beebo to express surprise, anger, or annoyance. Basically just an alternative to "what the fuck", only funnier.

l33t nerd wankpipe: "! r t3h l33t haxXx0r"
confused individual: "....WHAT THE SHIT?!"

by Death By Zobb December 13, 2004