Weed Smokers Blues

When a weed smoker becomes addicted and uses it to smoke the blues away

Person 1: My boyfriend left me, I'm rolling up I can't stand my sober mind right now
Person 2: So you have the Weed Smokers Blues

by ChessZheng November 11, 2025

weed

get you blowed lets smoke weed none zodiac related

rolling up weed

by Coalmining49 December 15, 2025

Weeding glasses

To see in between my highs.( Like reading between the lines)

I put on my weeding glasses to see in between my highs, man and I saw the weed better too.

by Pockets420 December 24, 2025

Weed

The best shit humans have discovered
Something that fucks you up without actually fucking you up

Chill out Tyrone my nigga smoke some weed

by Andrew Tate Cheesy Bald Head January 4, 2026

Dildo Weed

When some is a complete ass hole or dumbass for no fucking reason but to be one.

Why are you such a dildo weed!

You see the new kid he was acting like a complete dildo weed towards me.

by Timmyturnt January 8, 2026

Weed Water

THC infused seltzer.

Stop at the liquor liquor store. I want to get some weed water for the party

by SandyinFlorida January 10, 2026

Weed Man

When a person is promoted to a Lead Man Position at work. Then decides to smoke weed at work. Becoming lazy and useless.

Becoming a Weed Man leads to smoking the Weedum, which leads to over Eatum, which leads to becoming Fatum, which turns you into a Ratum.

by Gold Standard 1 January 14, 2025