Risky Wank

When a man masturbates, usually at home or at a friend’s, with the door open to increase the risk of getting caught. This can produce a very powerful orgasm.

I had a risky wank at Dan’s last night and he didn’t suspect a thing!

by CircumcisedCanadian January 12, 2020

soft wank

when you wear a soft glove and have a quick tug

Jordan "Mam guess what i just did" Jordan's Mam"What did you just do" Jordan"I had a soft wank with your glove and its all soggy"

by Softwank69 June 18, 2016

multi-wank

When you are trying to masturbate and your girlfriend, mom, sister, Aunt, etc. walks past and you have to quickly change the website.

Guy 1: Did you see the porn website I emailed you?

Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.

by Tylah808 March 23, 2011

Wank

A crazy person

That guy is such a wank.

by sugar.plum January 17, 2020

Robin wank

A person that's wanking like a beast, often named Robin and in their 13s-14s

Damm, our new neighbour must robin wank alot. We can hear him from across the street!

by Pu$$yZlayer69 January 25, 2017

Wank royale

When one masturbates with a condom on

Guy 1: I could never cheat on my girlfriend, I think I love her.
Guy2: If the buildup get's too much for you, you can borrow one of my condoms, have a wank royale.
Guy 2: Oh thanks dude

by The Stone Age March 2, 2021

Wank Waffle

'Filler text' conversation, the verbal equivalent of Lorem Ipsum; where words and sounds are heard but nothing is actually said, i.e no context or substance. This is typically witnessed in politics, mumbling noises until the moment is over, or a new distraction is present.

Boris didn’t answer the question at hand, we were subjected to a right load of Wank Waffle instead.

by TheGreenGoddess October 22, 2020