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Mind Wank

A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES
luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...
by ProfessorMindWank November 17, 2020
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Wank

Sounds like something Satbir would say. filthy sod!
Ps those flapjacks are wank
Tasteless
by Satbir_filthy March 12, 2020
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Wank

Sounds like something Satbir would say. filthy sod!
Ps those flapjacks are wank
Tasteless
by Satbir_filthy March 12, 2020
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Wank

When something is over-exaggerated...a lot.
"Jay is so wank, he doesn't have as much money as people think."
by Lord_0mni March 23, 2020
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Wank Tag

The act of cumming on to a polaroid picture of a femail
Duuuude I totally wank Tagged Jessica last night.
by Plasma Sonico Boom May 17, 2020
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Turtle Wank

So you're a man having a big dump and you're turtle heading. It's at this point that you use the poo poking out of your ass to rub your g spot in your anus and climax that way. It will require strong glutes and anus control to do this like a pro but that is a turtle wank
by WolfofWankage July 28, 2020
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A Work Wank

A work wank is a term used to when an individual masturbates during work/paid hours.
Andy: "Got a little horny so had a work wank, do it on their time and get paid"
by foshoure May 31, 2020
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