among us

THE GAME THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RUINING MY LIFE DAY BY DAY

1: hey dude u wanna play among us?
2: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.

by fartblaster600 June 15, 2022

filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu

A term used to put down non-sorcerers.

“I can’t see it.”
“filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu.”
“What?”

by ApTerse June 22, 2024

Used Teabag

Dipping your sweaty all day work balls into a women's mouth.

Dude, when I got home, she let me used teabag her. Nastiest shit I've ever done.

by Pikachuandme October 20, 2016

Among Us

Shut the fuck up.

Among Us is fucking dead!

by wdshcjxijpoja May 15, 2022

Use

one would like or benefit from.

I could use another cup of coffee

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024

among us

a game that is where three foot tall squat humanoids that look like chicken nuggets try to find a parasitic alien shapeshifter known as the "imposter"

i played among us and i love it

by among us drip February 7, 2022

used tampon

any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth

Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."

Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"

Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."

Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022