Turkey Turd

Somebody who acts in a goofy or aloof manner, typically used affectionately

"Dahlia was being a turkey turd last night, she reorganized all my books by height and reverse alphabetical order"

by AndromedaCheddarCheese December 7, 2025

Glurky Turkey

when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves

Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!

by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025

Glurky Turkey

A Glurky Turkey is when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves

Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!

by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025

Turkey chaser

A honry femboy male man who tends to only get into a relationships with pregnant women but the relations go nowhere so he continues to date women who currently have a turkey in the oven

Eric - lol did you hear about ricky hes dating fucking becky bitch from joli bees now Ha! Unreal
Nick - hahah ya his sister told me isnt that bitch due to fucking burst anyday now?

Eric - i cant even stand him for longer then 5 mins hes such a fucking turkey chaser, makes me sick

by XyloZeem December 15, 2025

thanksgiving day turkey

someone who bases there life around food

jesse roe is a thanksgiving day turkey

by BBLSLAYER6969 January 22, 2025

Turkey Bag

A Scrotum without pubic hair.

68% of women surveyed indicated They preferred turkey bags over hairy scrotums.

by Turk787 January 28, 2025

trash turkey

Counterpart to the dumpster chicken. A fuckboy that peaked at 21 yet still believes for whatever reason that he is God's gift to women even though the only job he's had since high school is selling dope out of his mom's garage.

Kenny asked for my number at the grocery store, but I don't fuck with broke ass trash turkeys.

by Bea5t m0m February 12, 2025