hot turkey

Jimmy was hot turkey when he decided to fill Principal Welker's car up with large dildos.
by sweeticedtea25 June 04, 2019
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turkey-boysted

state a penis is in when wet and erected
"Nah my dude you don't even know,he was sooo turkey-boysted!"
"Fuck man I'm to turkey-boysted right now!"
by turkey-boysted.com November 26, 2017
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twerky turkey

The act of twerking with your cock and balls out while gobbling. This move is most commonly used as comedic relief for a significant other due to the hilarity of seeing your 'beak' and 'wattle' slapping back and forth.
My girlfriend was having a stressful day until I bust out the twerky turkey on the bed.
by TT21 August 06, 2021
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turkey smuggler

An individual or group of individuals that carry excess body mass in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. This can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once.

The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.
Jeff, Sara, Tristan and Betty went to the store and couldn't believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys.

"Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"
by Cre8Art January 30, 2014
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Turkey ball sandwich

A sandwich containing a large amount of turkey testicle
Look at that monkey eating a turkey ball sandwich
by Pulsiv September 25, 2024
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Thanksgiving turkey

a prostitute, a ho who loves gobbling up nuts & loves getting stuffed
is that katrina yeah she's a thanksgiving turkey loves gobbling nuts up & getting stuffed
by Timothy m mendes November 22, 2019
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Thanksgiving Turkey

when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.
I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with a souvenir of Apollo 11 space programs shuttle. bigcums - thanksgiving turkey
by binnoladen March 12, 2023
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