Fart in a Windstorm

When something or someone is extremely elusive. Disappearing quickly and unexplainable.

When the cops pulled up, the crack whore disappeared like a fart in a windstorm.

by Silltacrew July 1, 2019

turtle fart

A dry, muffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.

Had a company climate meeting today and I slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room an hour after the meeting adjourned.

by Murf Turds January 1, 2018

Farted Shit

Farted Shit

Farted Shit created by Benjamin Glasgow, Ryan Cangley, and Caleb Hendry

by fartedshitguy March 9, 2020

Bruh Fart

another term for niggas in my butthole

Bruh this nigga really built like a bruh fart

by bruhfart November 20, 2020

poopy fart

Bro O. M. G. Haha poopy fart funny fart poopy fart funny poopy farty

P̴̡̛̘͍͖̗̳̭̳̑̊͐̃O ̛͎̺̤̙͇̭̠̭͍̤̬̈́̏̉͐̀ͅO ̙̪͙̀͑̕P̶̬̖̫̠͍̤̰̟̗͉̽̈́͐̚Y ̡̯̙̭̰̳͎͍̱̞̈͒̑̈͛̏̽͘̚̚͠ ̡̞̳̖̙̲̲̰̎̒͊͛͐̂͗͗͝͝F̵̢̛̻͔̭̥̙̙̬͍͖̤̳̱̰͊͋̈́͗̈́̄̈́͒̇̾͒̃͘ͅA ̲̼͓̳̣̫̤̝͎̩̯̆͋̉̌́́̓́̄̈́̚ͅŔ̶̛͚̯̞̰̩̮̄͝T̶̫̱̦̫̆͊͐

Haha poopy fart

by Dairy_-_boy June 3, 2020

fart docking

When two individuals go butthole to butthole and share their farts.

“Hey Sharon I had so much fun fart docking last night!”

by Mcht91 September 23, 2017

Fart Monger

Someone who in all in someone's farting business

"Hey, these are MY farts. Stay out of my business you fart monger!!

by Gra-ham-crak-ker September 30, 2017