Cowardly clown (flake)

My best friend! :D

You: "I have an amazing friend"
Them: "who is it?"
You: "Cowardly clown! (aka flake)
Them: Cool!

You: Cowardly clown (flake) is a great friend that ive had for 4 years!

by Ily jenna. -komadea February 12, 2023

Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks

Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Clown Dickery

When someone makes an absurd, overt analogy that no one will understand.

Collin using nadir to analogize the opposite of zenith during a game of fishbowl, when he knows that no one will get that analogy, is a whole nother level of clown dickery.

by Paul C Baby March 25, 2024

Vape Clown

A horror inspired clown with a pointy chin and poofy hair, or other common/low tier styles.

Cringey, terrible at their job and vapes like it’s cool. Often uses phrases like “wanna play?”, has a joker inspired something, and isn’t self aware.

Did you hear that guy practicing his evil laugh? What a vape clown

by Headsmellspuppys September 10, 2022

Piper clown

An arrogant man who says Piper down, speaking of himself in 3rd person, advertising his electrical and automotive skills and thus becomes Piper clown as the name Piper down is an indirect way of showing off sexual (unwanted) availability

My boyfriend advertised his business as Piper down, he ends up looking like Piper clown.

by Dangen123$ November 30, 2018

Peanut butter and clown nose

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!

I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.

by The aj gains November 28, 2020

Clown

Candace Owens

“I overheard someone say, ‘Bring Back Manly Men’ and they thought that was an earth-shattering development that was ‘inspiring global conversation’ so I urged them to be careful what they said because they were starting to sound like a real clown.” 🤡 ❤️

by manlystyles December 5, 2020