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Internet Car

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram, or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between.
Did you see that guy driving that slammed car?

There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.
by stonce tiem August 17, 2023
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Internet

Nothing but trolls and stolen memes.
Internet
by Iamlyrich April 26, 2020
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Internet Charades

A game where someone gets a person or group of people to guess what they're thinking of by using images instead of words to give hints.
A: "My friend is sending me pictures and making me guess what they mean"

B: "Oh yeah, they've always been a fan of playing Internet Charades"
by TheBeenLord January 7, 2025
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nappytime internets

Getting (D)DoSed, sometimes from filesharing, sometimes as a punt for misbehavior on the internet. Typically can be proven by going to two or more sites on different networks (level3 and cogent, for example).
Amber: What's new in your world?
Mike: I found a cool torrent but no luck DLing, I've got nappytime internets"
by Mick Halo November 2, 2008
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Internet Granny

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.

And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020
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Internet talmudist

When an antisemitic person tries to justify their antisemitism by spreading taken out of context, mistranslated, outright false or all of them - Talmud quotes.
- do you know that Jews see goyim as animals and beasts that should only serve Jews???1
- umm could you cite the talmud verse for me?
- ummmm..okkk.. here it is

- um, there is no such verse.. i hate when internet talmudists like you try to justify their antisemitism
by legoduplo82 August 1, 2024
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Internet hotdog

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.
by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015
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