A parody of what corporate marketing execs believe a "diverse" society would be like.
Created by fast food giant Burger King, this group of friends contains every single race/gender/orientation imaginable.
You got the black kid, the mexican kid, the autistic 4chan user, the basic white bitch, the dyke, the cripple, the nerdy jew and a fucking dog to top it all off.
No group of friends on earth look like this. It only exists in the wet dreams of college professors and fast food peddlers.
Every movie and entertainment product created after the year 2010 must contain this exact ratio of characters.
Created by fast food giant Burger King, this group of friends contains every single race/gender/orientation imaginable.
You got the black kid, the mexican kid, the autistic 4chan user, the basic white bitch, the dyke, the cripple, the nerdy jew and a fucking dog to top it all off.
No group of friends on earth look like this. It only exists in the wet dreams of college professors and fast food peddlers.
Every movie and entertainment product created after the year 2010 must contain this exact ratio of characters.
The global elite will not stop until every high school looks like a Burger King Kid's Club.
The Marvel Cinematic Universe contains a Burger King Kid's Club of characters.
The Marvel Cinematic Universe contains a Burger King Kid's Club of characters.
by pokebot July 8, 2022
Get the Burger King Kid's Clubmug. by Fixin to meet the golf club June 13, 2017
Get the Fixin' to meet the golf clubmug. A Dance Dance Revolution based game that has the best song selection on planet earth. It got knocked off by Friday Night Funkin'.
by MindLockAERO March 14, 2021
Get the The club penguin dancing minigamemug. 1. A band that sounds kinda like old british rock with faded vocals and not at all like nu-metal. Very very talented. One released song of theirs is "Stop".
by andreacky772 January 18, 2005
Get the Black Rebel Motorcycle Clubmug. me: no one hangs out with me...
someone: hey do you want to hang out!
me: no thx. i have an anti social social club meeting.
me: why am i so un-popular
me: oh ya because i hate everyone.
someone: hey do you want to hang out!
me: no thx. i have an anti social social club meeting.
me: why am i so un-popular
me: oh ya because i hate everyone.
by exohduz June 22, 2017
Get the Anti Social Social Clubmug. When a group of Boston dudes get together in a circle wearing Tom Brady masks and jerk each other off.
by BeautifulLoser March 10, 2017
Get the New England Rotary Clubmug. Alpha Kongs Club is an ongoing NFT-project which is projected to release early 2022.
The project is led by a team of Alpha Kongs consisting of Alpha Kong | Chief, D. KING | FOUNDER and Harambe | FOUNDER whom all have previous experiences in the world of NFT's.
Currently the project is private but that has not been able to minimize the humongous hype around it.
Invites to the discord are issued by their Twitter and their Instagram and through giveaways and to be able to purchase the NFT itself it requires being whitelisted.
Whitelist spots are distributed based of activity and contribution which enables a perfect utopia of community where people support each other and makes it easier to befriend each other. Furthermore there is a large amount of events hosted by different kinds of people from different professions.
Giveaways will also occur but to avoid people who are purposely only looking to get whitelisted without having any interest in the project itself the administration team checks the profiles for activity.
Alpha Kongs Club will be available on OpenSea as an NFT project and will be launched on the Ethereum blockchain.
Ethereum is an open source and decentralized blockchain based off smart-contracts.
So you might ask, SecurePanda what is an NFT? The answer is not simple. Non-fungible token.
That doesn’t make it any clearer. Sorry. “Non-fungible” more or less means that it’s unique and can’t be replaced with somethinbg else.
The project is led by a team of Alpha Kongs consisting of Alpha Kong | Chief, D. KING | FOUNDER and Harambe | FOUNDER whom all have previous experiences in the world of NFT's.
Currently the project is private but that has not been able to minimize the humongous hype around it.
Invites to the discord are issued by their Twitter and their Instagram and through giveaways and to be able to purchase the NFT itself it requires being whitelisted.
Whitelist spots are distributed based of activity and contribution which enables a perfect utopia of community where people support each other and makes it easier to befriend each other. Furthermore there is a large amount of events hosted by different kinds of people from different professions.
Giveaways will also occur but to avoid people who are purposely only looking to get whitelisted without having any interest in the project itself the administration team checks the profiles for activity.
Alpha Kongs Club will be available on OpenSea as an NFT project and will be launched on the Ethereum blockchain.
Ethereum is an open source and decentralized blockchain based off smart-contracts.
So you might ask, SecurePanda what is an NFT? The answer is not simple. Non-fungible token.
That doesn’t make it any clearer. Sorry. “Non-fungible” more or less means that it’s unique and can’t be replaced with somethinbg else.
I finally joined the Alpha Kongs Club server.
My buddies are so smart! Whenever they talk about Alpha Kongs Club they just say AKC!
My buddies are so smart! Whenever they talk about Alpha Kongs Club they just say AKC!
by Oliv3r#5924 January 17, 2022
Get the Alpha Kongs Clubmug.