Shitty Cat

A shitty cat is one that responds inappropriately to all stimulation. It growls when petted, refuses to cuddle, and spits at all people and animals. The only mood it is ever in is a bad mood.

Leah is such a shitty cat. She bit me when I tried to pet her.

by Flight nurse Jim June 28, 2020

Cheddar the cat

It means a very FAT orange cat who loves eating!

The word "cheddar the cat" means a very overweight cat who is also orange and he likes to eat!

He is very plump and enjoys scratching your walls

"This cat is very fat"

by KokomiSagonomiyascat November 29, 2021

Cat's Claws

A black pair of latex gloves with one hard plastic "claw" extending from each digit's tip. Used variously as a kinky sex toy, a method of punishment in bdsm, or merely as a turn on for those who are feline inclined

Jamie drew the Cat's Claws down Steven's back, smiling as she heard him groan in pain.

by ChocAh0L1C July 27, 2012

salad cat

Salad cat Someone whom uses lettuce or other salad material to intimately fondle ones nether regions.

Jerry: I hope you don’t use that lettuce for what I’m thinking.
Adam: Fuck off, I’m not a Salad cat like you!

by BayofBengal January 8, 2018

scoot the cat

To miss the bus, train, cab or any other form of mass transportation.

My alarm clock broke so I scoot the cat. It was some bullshit.

by The Radical Tad May 8, 2008

cat marriage

Marley and Emmes wedding thats really cute and has lots of cats

Marley and Emme? Yeah, they're about to have a cat marriage.

by Otterqueen November 12, 2016

Cat Nip

Dry, different shades of green , leaf looking things that makes the cat sound and act “high”

The cat was bouncing off the walls after smelling the Cat Nip in its toys

by Cats are awesome February 7, 2019