Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 11, 2021

Fake Cow

An older women who has breast implants.

"Hey vinny, how were her boobs?"
"She is a fake cow!"

by KittyCatPower February 9, 2012

Cow

An animal that goes moo.

Person 838372: look! A cow!!
Person 8338828: thats a nice cow!
Cow: moooo

by Porygon3000 October 9, 2020

CoW

Acronym for cranky old woman; over-bearing older woman who has limited emotional and physical flexibility

Yeh, I saw her last week and man what a CoW, I need to stick to younger women.

by augustjj811 August 2, 2015

cow

your mum

your mum is a cow

by I am a monkey June 4, 2023

CUM COW

Toxic Meme from Aydin's cringy twitch chat

I love saying cum cow

by floordaddy March 9, 2023

Cow

moooooo

Cow: moooooo

by GoogleMan2005 January 27, 2021