hog light

JAKE GRILLS OF STIRLING RAWDON

JAKE GRILLS YOU ARE A HOG LIGHT CUNT

by Jewish kid January 22, 2024

changing the light bulb

Cranking one’s “unit” while entering their partner

Gf: “Wanna have sex?”
Bf: “Sure, wanna try changing the light bulb?”
Gf: “no”

by ShadyBruns April 19, 2018

Asshole light

The center brake light on an automobile.

The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.

by anonymous October 18, 2023

LED STRIP LIGHTS

Are Led strip lights worth the money

led Strip lights have become very popular among the diifernet types of users.

by theledlightings January 29, 2021

Light Year

A theoretical unit of measurement used by NASA and related illuminati "scientists" to sell you a completely false cosmological paradigm.

Nasa Scientist 1: I can't wait to rip off tax payers with the heliocentric bullshit.

Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.

Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers

by Basedaf111 August 7, 2022

light blooded

A person who laughs at almost everything

“Taylor is so light blooded, she laughs at everything”

by Dedrunkpsychoticcouchpotato January 26, 2019

Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.

"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."

by astride November 28, 2023